A food experience so delicious, words alone cannot describe it. You are said to have culinarysex when you make noises that are similar to those that are naturally murmured and moaned during a sexual orgasm . When you take your camera phone out to photograph your food you know your about to have culinarysex

Aint no if ands or buts about it ...my taste buds are getting laid tonight....I am going to have culinarysex at Handle my favorite restaurant in the world.

culinarysex by Seddy Mazel April 11, 2016

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Colonavirus

When your Corona Virus lockdown diet consists of nothing but Takis, Mountain Dew and fast food drive thru take out resulting in a series of explosive colon releases like never before seen.

This Kungflu is nothing compared to the colonavirus I got now from 6 weeks of Taco Bell, McDonald’s and Arby’s. I may have to renovate the shitter when this lockdown is over.

Colonavirus by Dick Onchin May 19, 2020

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Culinary Voyeurism

The act of seeking pleasure by watching others cook food that one cannot eat themselves.

An example is: vegetarians obsessively watching cooking shows primarily involving non-vegetarian food.

This guy is known for his Culinary Voyeurism (Voyeuristic) descriptions of food.

Culinary Voyeurism by Mekkat July 19, 2012

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Culinary Institute of America

(noun; place) a drinking school with a cooking/baking problem

"last weekend at the Culinary Institute of America I drank a handle of jack daniels then made some bomb ass foie gras pate!"

Culinary Institute of America by DoughHoe November 13, 2011

Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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