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Cupcummer 

Somebody, typically male, who makes more money than they should and is a douchebag to others who make less than him.

The word comes from the fact that cupcummers would make a lot of easy money from sperm banks by cumming in cups. A cupcummer is then someone who, undeservedly, makes a lot of money just doing simple things (i.e. cumming in a cup). Cupcummers are often, but not always, materialistic assholes who show off their expensive things (that they didn't earn) to make others feel bad.
I can't stand Bob from accounting, he's such a cupcummer!

Who does that cupcummer think he is in his Porche?
Cupcummer by TheBurmeister June 12, 2011
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wild cucummer 

When a dick gets hard in the precence of vegetables
Dang that’s one wild cucummer
wild cucummer by Dude Red May 24, 2019