cuckmeat

When you you're so cucked
Your body morphs into a slab of meat
As opposite to cluckmeat
With the same results

You're used to no end
Your body still morphs into a slab of meat

I was total cluckmeat and she stole my soul man, to be her cuckmeat, I feel like a human purse.

by EDONITIYAKANIYA July 26, 2025

cockmeat sandwich

It's a blowjob, but not just any typical blowjob. The main difference is that the blowjob is given by two people instead of just one. The two people acts like the two slices of bread while the reciever's cock is like the meat sandwiched between the two slices of bread. Thus, the name "cockmeat sandwich" and always involve at least 3 people.

From 2008 movie
Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay.

This term was used when Big Bob (a guard in Guantanamo Bay) asked Harold & Kumar to get hungry real fast and eat his cockmeat sandwich with extra mayo.

by lenkun August 9, 2008

Cockmeat Breath

A condesending little cock-sucking douchebag in pastry school. He thinks his cakes are awesome but in reality he is amazingly awful. Likes to pick fights with two of the most badass bitches ever because he is jealous that he cannot be as baller as they are.

Oh, and his breath smells like he just had a cockmeat sammich for lunch.

1) He is such a cockmeat breath, did you see the cake he made?

2) Did you see what happened to cockmeat breath's sugar centerpiece? damn thing was ashamed and jumped right off the table!

by ballerbitchX June 13, 2011

cuck meat sandwich

From the old English cuckold and Harold and Kumar cock meat sandwich. Used as a term to pressure others into doing something. Used as an insult.

Example 1:
Friend 1: Hey wanna smoke some crack?
Friend 2: No not my thing man
Friend 1: Don't be such a cuck meat sandwich
Example 2:
Girl: Cum on my face!
Guy: No I don't wanna feel like I'm disrespecting you.
Girl: Wow you're a real cuck meat sandwich

by cuckmeatsandwich February 21, 2019

cockmeat sandwich

A blowjob basically.

Big Bob's coming in to give you a cockmeat sandwich! Be prepared!

by big___a August 9, 2007

cockmeat sandwich

a blowjob
used in the 2008 movie
Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay

-big bob pulls down pants-
big bob:ready for your cockmeat sandwich?
kumar:i've never sucked a dick before.i bet it sucks dick!

by harold and kumar May 2, 2008

Cockmeat

Chicken, specifically the meat of a chicken (prepared/served in any variety of way)

Braden sure does love eating that cockmeat. Look at him go, gobbles it up.

by Stingy Guts November 7, 2023