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cubicle monkey 

Pronunciation Key (kyoob-ikel mung-kee)
n. pl. cubicle monkeys

An anonymous, soulless white-collar cubicle dweller.
Bob is a cubicle monkey. He works from nine to five doing God-knows-what under fluorescent lights in a moveable three-walled office.
cubicle monkey by W. Elliott April 23, 2006
Related Words

Cubicle Cupid 

When a guy and girl make out and/or have sex in a public toilet cubicle, especially after eyeing each other out in a club and pub. Rauchy and hot!
Did any cubicle cupid go on between those two last night?
Cubicle Cupid by filthburger December 17, 2011
An adjective describing something that is cute but pointless.

This portmanteau of "cute" and "futile" was first coined by YouTuber Toby Turner in the outtakes of his Cute Win Fail series.
Dogs can neither understand nor speak English, so asking "What did you do?" to a dog who did something bad is rather cutile.
cutile by Captain Cutile September 5, 2012
A self-containing prison with ironically no bars, gates or latches.
"Sure being a high school teacher is about as good as working in a cubicle, but at least I get tax deductions for target practice on the range."
cubicle by Machiavelli August 30, 2003

cubicle farm 

monotonous office environment characterized by white collar slaves wasting there lives in pseudo-offices with four foot walls while slowly morphing into zombies.
After 3 hours in the cubicle farm, i could feel my brain turning into a mushy mass of rotten pudding-like material.
cubicle farm by eus091142 December 18, 2003
When you heard something tame as something absolutly sexual, or outrageous
Damn you really just cubied us mishearing that word.
Cubied by Shinryii February 7, 2023