cubiclosis 

An abnormal brain condition that manifests when working in a cubicle.

Diagnosis: cubiclosis sufferers spend a good part of their work day thinking of clever comments to post online in hopes of being acknowledged by others. The affirmation of their thoughts make the cubiclosis sufferer feel that there is a world beyond the cubicle and that they do exist.

cubiclosis by AdnohrYak January 22, 2011

cubiclosm 

1. an extremely condensed cube of rhinocerous generally found in the tropical regions of South Dakota and in certain types of tomato soup

2. a hypothesis so preposterous that steve most likely made it up (fotc cred there)

3. the feeling you get when you want to stab yourself with plastic scissors. yes, the ones that you used in kindergarden. they dont cut paper. grr.

4. a word to put before explode, explosion, asplode, and kaboom

If you dont stop making up cubiclosms right now, I might explode with impossibility.

Max: You think you could share some of that cubiclosm in your soup
Molly: No, or else i might feel very cubiclostic. I might have a cubiclosm explosion.
Max: You cubiclosm of a woman
Molly: cubiclosm KABOOM!

cubiclosm by Max "Vinegar" Traunstein March 29, 2008

Cubiclonian 

Any employee that works in a cubicle office/desk doing monotonous work, day after day.

All of the cubiclonians were quietly working, eagerly awaiting the freedom of the weekend.

Cubiclonian by ANDERSSF November 18, 2011