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cubiclosm 

1. an extremely condensed cube of rhinocerous generally found in the tropical regions of South Dakota and in certain types of tomato soup

2. a hypothesis so preposterous that steve most likely made it up (fotc cred there)

3. the feeling you get when you want to stab yourself with plastic scissors. yes, the ones that you used in kindergarden. they dont cut paper. grr.

4. a word to put before explode, explosion, asplode, and kaboom
If you dont stop making up cubiclosms right now, I might explode with impossibility.

Max: You think you could share some of that cubiclosm in your soup
Molly: No, or else i might feel very cubiclostic. I might have a cubiclosm explosion.
Max: You cubiclosm of a woman
Molly: cubiclosm KABOOM!
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cubiclist 

Worker who spends most of his hours in a cubicle.
I love my job. I get to be outside every day, thus I feel sorry for all the cubiclists.
cubiclist by T-Bax January 10, 2010

cubiclosis 

An abnormal brain condition that manifests when working in a cubicle.
Diagnosis: cubiclosis sufferers spend a good part of their work day thinking of clever comments to post online in hopes of being acknowledged by others. The affirmation of their thoughts make the cubiclosis sufferer feel that there is a world beyond the cubicle and that they do exist.
cubiclosis by AdnohrYak January 22, 2011

Andres Cubillos

Someone who lets their girlfriend boss them around like a complete bitch. They are frequently horny.
Looks at that chick beating her man. Yeah he’s Andres Cubillos.

cubiclone 

a generic looking office employee who works somewhere in a maze of cubicles.
bob is a cubiclone over at ibm, he wears a short sleeve dress shirt with a tie, writes tps reports all day and i'd really like to kick his moronic face in.
cubiclone by pickles mcdoody April 6, 2010

cubicleslave

One of Michelson-Morely'smany alternate ID's used during trolling operations. The nic is probably a reference to the bizarre beliefs and practices of the Branch Floridian cult, to which Michelson-Morely apparently belongs.
All of Michelson-Morely's alternate personalities spout the same brand of extremist capitalist and Nazi shit, and display the same intolerance for dissent.
cubicleslave by anti-Nazi expose September 20, 2004

Cubiclonian 

Any employee that works in a cubicle office/desk doing monotonous work, day after day.
All of the cubiclonians were quietly working, eagerly awaiting the freedom of the weekend.
Cubiclonian by ANDERSSF November 18, 2011
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