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cubicle war 

The act whereby sabotage or decorating occurs in one's cubicle when the owner has stepped out and isn't around to witness who did the deed. A cubicle war will escalate as the first person retaliates and in some cases, activates other soldiers but sabotaging the wrong cubicle in return. Acts of sabotage can be as simple as posting signs on the front of the cubicle - "This Exhibit is now Closed!" - to sending out emails from an unlocked pc inviting people to a free lunch.

Some cubicle wars are tamer - one's space is decorated for a birthday or special occasion.
Cubicle War will be around so long as managers continue to put people into small spaces.
cubicle war by specops August 27, 2006
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cubicle warrior 

A person who works long hours in a cubicle doing mundane work.
person 1: John can't come to poker tonight because he's workin' late.

Person 2: Damn, he's a cubicle warrior

cubicle wars 

a series of conflicts between Dirk and Brent... evidently they have so much free time they just prank each other all day every day. Events can be witnessed first hand on youtube, either Cubicle War 2006 or Cubicle War 2010
In a cubicle wars, phrases heard or actions witnessed may be similar to as follows:

"it was a CENTAUR"
"reboot me"...or simply stapling another's tie to their desk before slapping them in the face so they clothesline themselves upon waking
cubicle wars by boardnfool86 February 25, 2010

Cubicle Warrior 

The idiots on the other end of an email or work correspondence that can’t seem to do their menial jobs properly.
I don’t understand why this cubicle warriorhas so much trouble with this.
Cubicle Warrior by Obscure Sarcasm November 9, 2017

Cubiclear 

Zen like feeling attained by clearing up once’s workspace
Ken experienced a great sense of cubiclear after clearing the papers from his desk
Cubiclear by Cinnamon Coffee December 3, 2021

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

Summer Teeth 

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.
Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...
Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012
Word of the Day on May 24, 2026