cubicle war

The act whereby sabotage or decorating occurs in one's cubicle when the owner has stepped out and isn't around to witness who did the deed. A cubicle war will escalate as the first person retaliates and in some cases, activates other soldiers but sabotaging the wrong cubicle in return. Acts of sabotage can be as simple as posting signs on the front of the cubicle - "This Exhibit is now Closed!" - to sending out emails from an unlocked pc inviting people to a free lunch.

Some cubicle wars are tamer - one's space is decorated for a birthday or special occasion.

Cubicle War will be around so long as managers continue to put people into small spaces.

by specops August 27, 2006

cubicle warrior

A person who works long hours in a cubicle doing mundane work.

person 1: John can't come to poker tonight because he's workin' late.

Person 2: Damn, he's a cubicle warrior

by thatguy994839 June 25, 2009

cubicle wars

a series of conflicts between Dirk and Brent... evidently they have so much free time they just prank each other all day every day. Events can be witnessed first hand on youtube, either Cubicle War 2006 or Cubicle War 2010

In a cubicle wars, phrases heard or actions witnessed may be similar to as follows:

"it was a CENTAUR"
"reboot me"...or simply stapling another's tie to their desk before slapping them in the face so they clothesline themselves upon waking

by boardnfool86 February 25, 2010

Cubicle Warrior

The idiots on the other end of an email or work correspondence that can’t seem to do their menial jobs properly.

I don’t understand why this cubicle warriorhas so much trouble with this.

by Obscure Sarcasm November 9, 2017

Cubiclear

Zen like feeling attained by clearing up once’s workspace

Ken experienced a great sense of cubiclear after clearing the papers from his desk

by Cinnamon Coffee December 3, 2021