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cubicle war 

The act whereby sabotage or decorating occurs in one's cubicle when the owner has stepped out and isn't around to witness who did the deed. A cubicle war will escalate as the first person retaliates and in some cases, activates other soldiers but sabotaging the wrong cubicle in return. Acts of sabotage can be as simple as posting signs on the front of the cubicle - "This Exhibit is now Closed!" - to sending out emails from an unlocked pc inviting people to a free lunch.

Some cubicle wars are tamer - one's space is decorated for a birthday or special occasion.
Cubicle War will be around so long as managers continue to put people into small spaces.
cubicle war by specops August 27, 2006
Words you can keep

cubicle warrior 

A person who works long hours in a cubicle doing mundane work.
person 1: John can't come to poker tonight because he's workin' late.

Person 2: Damn, he's a cubicle warrior

cubicle wars 

a series of conflicts between Dirk and Brent... evidently they have so much free time they just prank each other all day every day. Events can be witnessed first hand on youtube, either Cubicle War 2006 or Cubicle War 2010
In a cubicle wars, phrases heard or actions witnessed may be similar to as follows:

"it was a CENTAUR"
"reboot me"...or simply stapling another's tie to their desk before slapping them in the face so they clothesline themselves upon waking
cubicle wars by boardnfool86 February 25, 2010

Cubicle Warrior 

The idiots on the other end of an email or work correspondence that can’t seem to do their menial jobs properly.
I don’t understand why this cubicle warriorhas so much trouble with this.
Cubicle Warrior by Obscure Sarcasm November 9, 2017

Cubiclear 

Zen like feeling attained by clearing up once’s workspace
Ken experienced a great sense of cubiclear after clearing the papers from his desk
Cubiclear by Cinnamon Coffee December 3, 2021
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And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
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Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
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Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
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