csum

the action of ejaculating on a small child.

Bob csummed on his daughter.

by nahhhhhhman March 23, 2022

CSUMB

Abbreviation for Chuckling Softly Under My Breath. Essential phrase for re-calibrating the "laughter inflation" that is rampant on social media and texting. How often do people actually Laugh Out Loud? For context: CSUMB<LOL<LMAO<ROFL.

It is it's own sentence. No example sentence is required. CSUMB

by il Gallo June 28, 2020

csumb

California State University Monterey Bay

University in Seaside, California on the former Fort Ord military base.

-what's there to do at CSUMB?

-Not much, just drink Nyquil

- sounds cool, pour the sizzurp!

by nádraží March 18, 2011

Csumpa

He has a big penis

I will get drunk with Csumpa

by zsifko December 20, 2020

csumb

California State University Monteray Bay
(aka CSU Marijuana and Beer)

A Secret plan by the government to make back money lost on the faild military complex "Fort Ord"

Others believe that it is a plan to see if the former Fort Ord can support life after being subjected to numerous tests by the US military.

The best place to waste a perfectly good mind

What school do you go to? CSUMB

Whats your major? well our school only really offers two majors, marijuana and beer. I havent really decided yet.

by Gnarley Charley April 24, 2006

CSUMB

California State University Monterey Bay

I go to CSUMB.

WTF? That's a fucking university?

by Anonymous March 3, 2004

CSUMB

Califronia State University of Marijuana & Beer --

located in Seaside, CA on the former military base, Fort Ord.

CSUMB student: I stole classified documents about Bay of Pigs from an officer's compound.

by carrot-flowers May 1, 2006