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Abbreviation for Chuckling Softly Under My Breath. Essential phrase for re-calibrating the "laughter inflation" that is rampant on social media and texting. How often do people actually Laugh Out Loud? For context: CSUMB<LOL<LMAO<ROFL.
It is it's own sentence. No example sentence is required. CSUMB
CSUMB by il Gallo June 28, 2020
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CSUMB • csum • Csumpa
California State University Monterey Bay

University in Seaside, California on the former Fort Ord military base.
-what's there to do at CSUMB?

-Not much, just drink Nyquil

- sounds cool, pour the sizzurp!
csumb by nádraží March 18, 2011
He has a big penis
I will get drunk with Csumpa
Csumpa by zsifko December 20, 2020
California State University Monteray Bay
(aka CSU Marijuana and Beer)

A Secret plan by the government to make back money lost on the faild military complex "Fort Ord"

Others believe that it is a plan to see if the former Fort Ord can support life after being subjected to numerous tests by the US military.

The best place to waste a perfectly good mind
What school do you go to? CSUMB

Whats your major? well our school only really offers two majors, marijuana and beer. I havent really decided yet.
csumb by Gnarley Charley April 24, 2006
California State University Monterey Bay
I go to CSUMB.

WTF? That's a fucking university?
CSUMB by Anonymous March 3, 2004
Califronia State University of Marijuana & Beer --

located in Seaside, CA on the former military base, Fort Ord.
CSUMB student: I stole classified documents about Bay of Pigs from an officer's compound.
CSUMB by carrot-flowers May 1, 2006
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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

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