cshem

People named "Cshem" are one of the prettiest, cutest, loyal, loving, caring, kind and smartest creatures that ever existed. Don't get to their dark side though, they're strong and independent, and things might get awful if you do. If you get the chance, you better graitb 'cuz they're one in a million.

I am Cshem.

cshem by Amethyst Ruby May 14, 2022

Chem Strike

While doing the act of a 69, a female can commit a Chem Strike at any moment. The act is a FAT queef or a fart to the opposite parties facial region. As she is on top all she needs to do is wrap her legs around the opposite persons head. Locking the person into position to absorb the toxic fumes. Causing for either a finish worthy of Zeus himself to come down and shake your hand or will cause the person to faint from fright

Person 1- Dude I thought you were dead after I heard you were hit by a Chem Strike

Person 2- Yeah she hit me with the headlock and I knew I was in for it. But turns out I’m a real big fan of Chem Strikes
Person 1- Guess I’ll have to try that out sometime soon. I’m hoping for a big Chem Strike all over my face.

Chem Strike by Jhubie Bros October 6, 2020

My Chemical Romance 

holy shit they're back

holy shit my chemical romance is back

My Chemical Romance by holyshittheyreback November 1, 2019

Mastering Chemistry 

A website created to make the lives of American college students a nightmare through the use of nazi-like grading on significant figures and rounding throughout 15+ pages of hell. Commonly referred to as a bitch for changing 1 number in each person's given values to piss people off.

"Hey have you done the Mastering Chemistry for this week yet?"

"No but I heard it's a real killer."

"Yeah I tried the hints and couldn't even work through those!"

Mastering Chemistry by CHE108 May 15, 2012

Chemical Warfare farts

Chemical warfare farts smell like a poison gas concoction.

Captain Fisher wondered if WWI was still somehow, going on up the soldier's ass, due to the chemical warfare farts.

Chemical Warfare farts by I, Wreckerrr October 9, 2016

My Chemical Romance 

Despite the negatives people attach on the band they've actually done a lot of good. MCR's music has one of the biggest and most devoted fan bases in the industry. I know, that weird girl or guy in your school who likes anime listens to them, so they must suck right? But don't judge a book by it's cover. Fact of the matter is, whenever I'm feeling depressed I'll listen to MCR. I've read countless internet posts from kids who are adament that MCR prevented them from cutting themselves, shooting up, and even killing themselves. Call them what you will but they're one of the few bands I've heard of in the past decade that can have such a profound affect on people.

Suicide hotlines should just have My Chemical Romance albums playing on repeat.

My Chemical Romance by aNormaNonEmoKid August 27, 2012

My Chemical Romance 

A fucking awesome band

My chemical romance for life!!!! Screw you government!!!

My Chemical Romance by Thelbs June 8, 2018