Crypting

To fuck in a cemetery- similar to cottaging

"Yeah I was crypting with this guy I met on Grindr the other night, I got a scrape from tripping over a headstone"

"Dude, do you not have a bed?"

by ShinyMagpie September 4, 2023

Crypling

Flipping the coins to another while trading in crypto currencies.

He made millions in just crypling.

by Ownism™ January 23, 2018

Crapting

The art of doing a craft project poorly.

What are you doing?
Oh you know, a crapting project. I was going to knit a hat, but it ended up the size of a doll head and with three holes in the middle of it.

Where did you get your scarf? It looks like crap.
I made it, actually. I was bored so I decided to do a crapting project.

by shellpellwell September 23, 2012

Cryting

Binging on sweet or fatty foods while crying, because you just don't know what else to do.

After getting home from work William just sat cryting Nutella and peanut butter on Tuc crackers.

by KarlWS August 24, 2020

cryping

The act of taking a crap while typing away on your laptop.

With only minutes left to finish typing his report, Mark's stomach requests him to rid of the spicy thai food he ate earlier. In an attempt to soothe both neccesities, Mark takes his laptop to the bathroom, shuts the stall door, drops trosser, opens the laptop and sphincter muscle, and continues to cryping away.

by ©m® May 5, 2006

crytting

The act of crying and shitting simultaneously.

She just broke up with me over text in the middle of my shit. I’m crying and shitting at the same time, I’m crytting.

by GreenMow.com April 18, 2024