Crystaly 

One who often finds him or herself in posession of a combination lock, having forgotten to place it back on a locker. Often also associated with erratic activity such as loss of motor function and mispronouncing of simple words such as "toad".

Ah man my locker's open! I've gone Crystaly again.

Crystaly by Jack2008 December 16, 2008

Crystal Parasite 

Someone that grows their entire personality off of the lifestyle or personality of someone who is already famous, or some cultural phenomenon, basically anything popular, in a vain attempt to get famous themselves.
For example, any YouTuber that has over 100k subscribers, or maybe even less.
Sometimes this works, but most of the time they just come off as a parasite, leeching off of the success of the person or TV Show or whatever, the "crystal" they "parasite" off of.
Thus they seem instead like talentless hacks with no worth of their own besides what they echo from their "crystal".
Essentially they are a clone of the person, but worse. Much worse.

Person 1: Ugh, that guy's such a crystal parasite, always leeching off of Merg's success.
"that guy": What's up guys, welcome back, to *insert game that Merg's already played here*.

Crystal Parasite by Padria Zozzria May 30, 2020

Billy Crystal Jew 

A person that always lets you know that they're jewish no matter the topic of the conversation. Normally a dried up, puffy faced, old jew with
purple blotches on their heads that worships money, gold and jewelry. They also believe they are the 'chosen ones'.

Geez, there isn't a day that goes by that this guy doesn't mention he's a jew, or gives a jewish expression 'oy vey, chutzpah', something to remind you on a daily basis that he is jewish. Damn, I gotta listen to this shit everyday. He's a typical Billy Crystal Jew.

Billy Crystal Jew by Mikey Boyer September 30, 2013

Crystal Pepsi 

A clear version of Pepsi from the early 90's. It was discontinued, but it is now back for a limited time, thanks to LA Beast.

Did you hear that Crystal Pepsi is back for a limited time?

Crystal Pepsi by whatadickhead August 22, 2016

Crystal Speed 

Crystal Speed is Speed (Amphetamine, Ethylamphetamine) or Blue Speed that has been crystallized. Most Speed is white, but some Speed is blue or even other colors like yellow, cheese colored, orange, red, purple, green, or blue green. Crystal speed is much safer than Crystal meth (methamphetamine). Stack Crystal Speed with 7,8-Dihydroxyflavone

I crystallized speed (ethylamphetamine) in isopropyl alcohol and got crystal speed.

Crystal Speed by CognitiveFuel December 6, 2022

Crystal Cracker 

Person who prefers to take crystal meth up their anus. traditionally done by trailer park trash (crackers.)

Kyle threw out his pipe and became a crystal cracker.

Crystal Cracker by danamontana December 4, 2019

Crystal Ship 

Street name for crack pipe. Also know as "The glass dick".

Yo dawg... Let me hit that "Crystal ship".

Crystal Ship by Ted Noles July 5, 2011