Cryption 

Cryption from the semi-popular anime "Cryption" known mostly for the (fortnite ball saga) Spends most of his days making shitty keyframes and wanting to be in LC

"Cryption said he was going to clap my mother"

Cryption by Sickomodecryption May 19, 2021

Cryption 

Cryptions (fortnite balls saga) is a semi popular anime containing a real story about scary hacker man cryption (owner of LC) and his sexy keyframes.

Me: Oh no cryption just hacked my fortnite card.

Cryption by Sickomodecryption May 19, 2021

Cryption Network 

The ultimate suite of user-friendly DApps. Every product is used for CNT buyback.

Cryption Knight: Hold a Cryption Network’s NFT to earn passive income forever.

Cryption Network by AlphaForDegens April 22, 2022

CrypticNoone

Loser, simp, lebron stan

Crypticnoone in every girls comments: hey lol

CrypticNoone by Ronnie2k_ October 19, 2020

Craptionfigure 

A product, (usually an action figure or toy) that is so poorly made due to cheap plastic and usually from china, that it breaks if you even try to touch it.

A: I just bought a limited edition super deluxe triple action superman figurine for $50, and he fell apart when I was putting him in a pose!!!
B: Sucks for you... Sounds like it was a craptionfigure!

Craptionfigure by Seahorsezelda May 27, 2010

Cryptonaire

A person that is a early adopter (no later then 2011) in bitcoin that successfully diversified their portfolio into other digital assets (cryptocurrencies) that are now worth millions or even billions of dollars. These individuals are also known as "whales" that create waves in the market.

Bob spent his lunch money on bitcoin in 2010, and now he is a cryptonaire.

Cryptonaire by Semi-True October 28, 2017

craptioning 

the process of converting the narration and dialogue of a media production whose content is of dubious value into text and synchronizing its display with the media, usually against one's will

I just wasted five days craptioning that stupid video of the Christmas Party Planning Committee's brainstorming session.

craptioning by Danny Sax October 9, 2008