cruzify

To blame your failure on someone (or something) that objectively had nothing to do with it.

A type of gaslighting.

The TX Senator tried to cruzify his kids by blaming them for his flying off to Mexico in the middle of his state’s ‘21 winter catastrophe.

cruzify by GoodUncle February 20, 2021

to crucify 

verb : (to)

to lay off your workers, for no specific reason other than the fact that you decide to move your company overseas.

N.B: not to be confused with either the crucifixion, a method of capital punishment in the Roman Empire, or The Crucifixion -of Jesus-but this is just as painful in the modern capitalist world.

Emily (adressing her boyfriend): Carl, remember I told you my boss was thinking about firing me? Well now he finally succeeded. I finally learned the reason; it's not just me he is firing, it's everyone. He's going to crucify the entire staff.

Carl: Oh, the bastard. If he is going to crucify all his staff like that, and other companies follow suit, guess what?, the laid off workers around The United States might start an American Communist Revolution.

to crucify by Uncle Dimma February 8, 2013

crucify the savior 

v. To get the job done - particularly a job involving difficult work. To take care of business. To succeed in a challenging endeavour.

This phrase originates from the nasty business of Jesus' crucifixion, which was gotten done for the sins of mankind and resulted in something glorious.

Dan: Did you study for the test this morning?

Bill: Studied my ass off, man! I'm gonna crucify the savior!

crucify the savior by GabrielSix August 21, 2005

Cruzity 

Basically, it's a filler; a word used for when you don't know what to say or lost your train of thought; or when you aren't paying attention to a conversation when it comes around to say what your opinion is. It leaves the opponent with a bottomless pit while you slowly back out of the convo PLO Style

Friend: Yeah man the last time I got my freak on was two months ago, it was with this old lady who didn't really know what to do. It was funny how we met etc....

You: (Very irritated) Yeahhh Cruzity (then walk away)

Friend: Wtf? cruzity?

You: (half way gone)

Cruzity by Nik Hoyt April 4, 2008

crucify dat ho 

Fucking a girl in the ass with her arms spread apart while you hold onto them, thus making it look as if she is in the crucifixition position.

Man, I had to crucify dat ho last night; it was a religious experience!

crucify dat ho by Great American April 14, 2008

cruzified 

When you've been whipped as badly as Tucker Carlson just whipped Ted Cruz on national television.

"There’s a word for what happened to the senator from Texas today: Cruzified" - George Takei

cruzified by Steel Goggles January 7, 2022

Gonan Crusify 

A word used when “Gonna Crucify” gets misspoken

Friend 1: I love watching these movies

Friend 2: I gotta watch some, you’re Gonan Crusify me
Friend 1: GONAN CRUSIFY?

Gonan Crusify by Maegix October 2, 2021