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Crusty Face 

The face that one makes when feeling completely embarrassed, otherwise known as crusty. This face differs from salty face because when hears salty face, you look at whomever said those horrible words with a look of misunderstanding and beat the crap out of them. When one hears crusty face, they immediately start crying and rocking back and forth in the fetal position because you were humiliated so badly.
Megan: Hey you guys... Did you see that really pretty girl totally shoot down that loser?
Jackie: Yeah.
Abbey: Totally
All three: CRUSTY FACE!
Crusty Face by Jayy.M July 31, 2009
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crusty face 

when your face gets so dried that it begins to crust and crumble; crusting of the face.
Ew... put some lotion on your face, you look like Erica Rosenbloom!
crusty face by lower merion February 14, 2005

crusty face 

Someone who has an utter crusty face. Other things that can refer to this is crustifer or flaker
Oh dear that man has a crusty face better give him some E -45
crusty face by Rasib Spearbum January 23, 2017

Crusty Mustard Face

A really ugly person that seems to always have left-over condiments dried on their face.
I saw Kyle on a date with some crusty mustard face.

crusty facemask 

When a woman takes vengence upon her lover by grabbing the sex towel and shoving it in her partners face thus making him smell and taste all the human sexual escrement from both parties. Usually the towel is held to the face until unconciousness.
"I tried to make my wife quefe last night, she crusty facemasked me to get me back. "

"That bitch."

"I totally crusty facemasked my husband last night. It was the only way I could get him off me. He still hasn't woken up yet."

crustyfacebookmom 

a very swaggy tiktok account that you should definitely follow 😫✋🏼
ron weasley: who’s your favorite tiktok er *said in strong british accent *
harry potter: oh i just love crustyfacebookmom 😎😎😎
ron: oh yes, she’s swaggy
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
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