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Crushing Loaf 

Crushing Loaf is the sexual act of taking a dump, taking one of the turds out of the toilet, and putting it in between you and your partners genitalia, and continuing your sexual intercourse like normal.
"Dude, me and her were crushing loaf, it's amazing"
"Isn't crushing loaf a scat fetish thing?"

they love crushing loaf 

Quote said by Jack Black in "A Minecraft Movie" about the villagers
Jack Black: They just like to chill, trade, and eat butt loads of bread. They love crushing loaf