A cruship (a portmanteau of crush and friendship) is when you are very close with a friend or another person and develop feelings similar to that of a crush, but completely platonic (i.e. realizing how attractive you think your friend is, liking spending time with them, being very affectionate, though not in a sexual and/or romantic sense). kind of like the prestages of a bromance, though a cruship can be a thing entirely of its own.
After shopping with Allison all day and realizing how beautiful and cool of a person she is, Lydia realized she had devolved a cruship on her friend.
Lydia: I think I've got a cruship on you.
Allison: Aw. This the start of a bromance.
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.
Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.
-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.