crusdip 

To get NEGATIVE play

Garrett why THE FUCK are you playing voltswitch instead of spark

Brooooo it’s cus I got the crusdip

crusdip by BeigeSoloCup August 2, 2023

Cruship 

A cruship (a portmanteau of crush and friendship) is when you are very close with a friend or another person and develop feelings similar to that of a crush, but completely platonic (i.e. realizing how attractive you think your friend is, liking spending time with them, being very affectionate, though not in a sexual and/or romantic sense). kind of like the prestages of a bromance, though a cruship can be a thing entirely of its own.

After shopping with Allison all day and realizing how beautiful and cool of a person she is, Lydia realized she had devolved a cruship on her friend.

Lydia: I think I've got a cruship on you.
Allison: Aw. This the start of a bromance.

Cruship by ellkis March 19, 2015

crustipated 

Crusty; caked on; and not easily removed.

My vacuum cleaner is crustipated and will no longer suck.

crustipated by zeiserism February 10, 2018

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016