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Crump Nugget

Another term to describe someone with a millimeter peter

Crumb nugget 

Consistency of a poo poo 💩 😍
"I went to the toilet today and did a right old crumb nugget it was so relaxing, I felt so at peace when I birthed it from my bowles"

Facts about crumb nuggets :

They are normally 1-2cm long

Normally a breed of nutty poo poo

The peace you get after having it is like no other ✌️✌️
Crumb nuggets smell so beautiful you will want to consume that meal again 😋

Clump Nugget 

Customer Service Representatives who have poor attitudes and no pride in their work are referred to as Clump Nuggets at my wonderful place of employment.
Hey Amy, why don't you put a smile on your face and quit being such a Clump Nugget!
Clump Nugget by Non Clump Nugget August 1, 2012

clump nugget 

when someone chucks a handful of fried chicken at you.
I was walking down the street at night when suddenly, a strange person ran up to me, chucked a handful of fried chicken at me, yelled "YOU JUST GOT CLUMP NUGGETED!!!" and ran away.
clump nugget by TheWinsomeTwosome September 28, 2011

Clump Nugget 

A clump nugget is a handsome young man, with an amazing personality which women cannot resist.
Look at that clump nugget, God I want him to shower me with bugs after consummation.
Clump Nugget by Klazo58 September 14, 2019

clump nuggets 

clump nuggets are when a women wipes back to front causing an yeast infection and little toilet paper strands stick to her vagina and pubes
audrey wanted me to go down on her she had to remove the clump nuggets first
clump nuggets by sanxity July 2, 2019
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countrypolitan 

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