crummer

Disturbed person who cries and cums simultaneously.

Dude, that guys totally disturbed, he's probably a crummer.

by xarin3e November 14, 2009

crimmer vs crummer

the oldest debate in history please help me solve it

Person 1: Yo, crimmer vs crummer, what you thinking bro?
Person 2: *Falls into an endless slumber*
Person 1: damn guess i'll never know

by bugsyfeller February 6, 2023

Pant Cummer

One who comes in their own pants during a handy, more often an early ejaculator.

Hey you hear about the Pant Cummer at the high school dance, came too early from a handy.

by Billy Biggs July 3, 2019

cummer's remorse

When watching a porno or having sex anything can seem sexy but immediately after ejaculating it all of a sudden seems a little gross. You might even feel a little guilty.

"Dude, I was totally fapping to these chicks swapping cum on Pornhub but right after I came I was like, wow, this is actually not sexy at all. It's a little disgusting, actually. I had a serious case of cummer's remorse."

by howzaboutthat April 22, 2014

Crumberg

cr·um·berg krum-burr-g

Crumberg or Crum is an affectionate term deemed to an acquaintance's
significant other. Typically used in anger when the said acquaintance is unavailable for an event due to other plans involving his/her Crum.

Person 1: "Hey is Jordan going to the party tonight?"
Person 2: "Nah he's watching a film with his Crum"
Person 1: " Awh man he's always with his Crumberg now"

by ShantaHater May 16, 2014

Cummerman

Cummerman is a man who gets cemen all the time from other men

Yo that nigga is such a cummerman i heard and got 10 facejobs

by LilDurksGrillz September 14, 2020

cummer's remorse

1) A sense of regret after an orgasm that results from the physiological crash combined with a wave of guilt for taboo desires that were eagerly acted out during the pre-orgasmic high.

2) A wish that the orgasm had been postponed.

Jeff was eager to obey every humiliating direction, but after he jizzed he got cummer's remorse and immediately turned off his webcam.

Carl made a lot of promises to get the blowjob, but once he came he had cummer's remorse and recanted them.

2) Steve was overwhelmed with excitement and shot his wad, but experienced cummer's remorse when he saw the unquenched desire that remained in his lover's eyes.

by waterzworld February 1, 2010