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crimmer vs crummer
Person 1: Yo, crimmer vs crummer, what you thinking bro?
Person 2: *Falls into an endless slumber*
Person 1: damn guess i'll never know
Person 2: *Falls into an endless slumber*
Person 1: damn guess i'll never know
crimmer vs crummer by bugsyfeller February 6, 2023
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crummer • crimmer vs crummer • cummer • chummer • crammers • Cummer's Remorse • Crumber • Crummed • cummerbund • crommers
Pant Cummer
Pant Cummer by Billy Biggs July 3, 2019
cummer's remorse
When watching a porno or having sex anything can seem sexy but immediately after ejaculating it all of a sudden seems a little gross. You might even feel a little guilty.
"Dude, I was totally fapping to these chicks swapping cum on Pornhub but right after I came I was like, wow, this is actually not sexy at all. It's a little disgusting, actually. I had a serious case of cummer's remorse."
cummer's remorse by howzaboutthat April 22, 2014
Crumberg
cr·um·berg krum-burr-g
Crumberg or Crum is an affectionate term deemed to an acquaintance's
significant other. Typically used in anger when the said acquaintance is unavailable for an event due to other plans involving his/her Crum.
Crumberg or Crum is an affectionate term deemed to an acquaintance's
significant other. Typically used in anger when the said acquaintance is unavailable for an event due to other plans involving his/her Crum.
Person 1: "Hey is Jordan going to the party tonight?"
Person 2: "Nah he's watching a film with his Crum"
Person 1: " Awh man he's always with his Crumberg now"
Person 2: "Nah he's watching a film with his Crum"
Person 1: " Awh man he's always with his Crumberg now"
Crumberg by ShantaHater May 16, 2014
Cummerman
Cummerman by LilDurksGrillz September 14, 2020
cummer's remorse
1) A sense of regret after an orgasm that results from the physiological crash combined with a wave of guilt for taboo desires that were eagerly acted out during the pre-orgasmic high.
2) A wish that the orgasm had been postponed.
2) A wish that the orgasm had been postponed.
Jeff was eager to obey every humiliating direction, but after he jizzed he got cummer's remorse and immediately turned off his webcam.
Carl made a lot of promises to get the blowjob, but once he came he had cummer's remorse and recanted them.
2) Steve was overwhelmed with excitement and shot his wad, but experienced cummer's remorse when he saw the unquenched desire that remained in his lover's eyes.
Carl made a lot of promises to get the blowjob, but once he came he had cummer's remorse and recanted them.
2) Steve was overwhelmed with excitement and shot his wad, but experienced cummer's remorse when he saw the unquenched desire that remained in his lover's eyes.
cummer's remorse by waterzworld February 1, 2010
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