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Crumclutz 

A adjective for a person who is clusmy and extremely unlucky
Jeremy:Oh man poor Carmine getting sniped as he stood up poor guy
Adam:Yeah that was unlucky he's such a Crumclutz
Crumclutz by The cuttest Alien September 18, 2011

personal cumslut 

a girl who will do anything to make her man shoot his load
personal cumslut by watatwa August 30, 2016

Crumclutz 

A badass who usually ends up making things worse for his comrades.

A man who has terrible coordination, but seems to have a good amount of common sense.
Stupid McButtface: "uhh, sir why is the self destruct sequence activating?"

Joe: (yelling) "CRUMCLUTZ!!!"
Crumclutz by Chief 117 September 24, 2010

clubslut 

A girl who enjoys being a complete tease or acting like a slut but only in a club or party environment. She otherwise conducts herself in a normal manner.
I always thought Charlcy was a good girl, but I saw her out the other night and she was a complete clubslut!
clubslut by driz June 18, 2006
Anyone with an obsession with consuming cum and having cum ejaculated in and on their body, face, and hair, but the term usually denotes submissive wives who actively crave the cum of their Dominant husbands. Cumsluts generally especially desire swallowing cum and having it all over their faces (see Facials). If their Dominant enjoys giving cum, the location of his choosing generally becomes the priority, but they crave cum independently. Cumsluts are even occasionally edged to the brink of orgasm or beyond simply by receiving cum. Many Dominants regard cumsluts as the highest tier of submissive provided their obedience and loyalty are on point as with any submissive.
Jill is Jack's personal cumslut. He cums on her whenever he wants and if she hasn't had any in a while she begs to swallow.
Cumslut by Vantablack October 8, 2019

Cumslut Wife

When you find a man you trust, would marry in a heartbeat and push each others sexual boundaries... the wife realises for the very first time that she has an addiction to her husbands cum, addicted to getting it out of his body anyway she can and having it anywhere on her body is the most grateful way to say thank you.
My cumslut wife needs to milk every last drop of my hot, wet sperm tonight.
Cumslut Wife by Willysslut June 8, 2018