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Crumclutz 

A adjective for a person who is clusmy and extremely unlucky
Jeremy:Oh man poor Carmine getting sniped as he stood up poor guy
Adam:Yeah that was unlucky he's such a Crumclutz
Crumclutz by The cuttest Alien September 18, 2011

personal cumslut 

a girl who will do anything to make her man shoot his load
personal cumslut by watatwa August 30, 2016

Crumclutz 

A badass who usually ends up making things worse for his comrades.

A man who has terrible coordination, but seems to have a good amount of common sense.
Stupid McButtface: "uhh, sir why is the self destruct sequence activating?"

Joe: (yelling) "CRUMCLUTZ!!!"
Crumclutz by Chief 117 September 24, 2010

clubslut 

A girl who enjoys being a complete tease or acting like a slut but only in a club or party environment. She otherwise conducts herself in a normal manner.
I always thought Charlcy was a good girl, but I saw her out the other night and she was a complete clubslut!
clubslut by driz June 18, 2006
Anyone with an obsession with consuming cum and having cum ejaculated in and on their body, face, and hair, but the term usually denotes submissive wives who actively crave the cum of their Dominant husbands. Cumsluts generally especially desire swallowing cum and having it all over their faces (see Facials). If their Dominant enjoys giving cum, the location of his choosing generally becomes the priority, but they crave cum independently. Cumsluts are even occasionally edged to the brink of orgasm or beyond simply by receiving cum. Many Dominants regard cumsluts as the highest tier of submissive provided their obedience and loyalty are on point as with any submissive.
Jill is Jack's personal cumslut. He cums on her whenever he wants and if she hasn't had any in a while she begs to swallow.
Cumslut by Vantablack October 8, 2019

Cumslut Wife

When you find a man you trust, would marry in a heartbeat and push each others sexual boundaries... the wife realises for the very first time that she has an addiction to her husbands cum, addicted to getting it out of his body anyway she can and having it anywhere on her body is the most grateful way to say thank you.
My cumslut wife needs to milk every last drop of my hot, wet sperm tonight.
Cumslut Wife by Willysslut June 8, 2018
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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