crumb king 

A person who leaves a trail of food crumbs everywhere they go. Someone who could make soup into crumbs and drop them on the floor/table.

"Have you seen that Matthew guy? He's super cute, but everywhere he goes there is a trail of bread crumbs! What gives?" "Oh, you didn't know? He's the crumb king."

crumb king by sannabanana November 7, 2014

king crum 

The King of Crumland and sworn enemy of evil Vigor the Viking. He has six knights of the Round Table, but Vigor kidnapped them and hid them around King Crum's Castle, but Crum is too helpless and confused to find them.

It is used to describe a person who possesses power or political significance, but is too helpless or weak to deal with the issue at hand.

Ex 1: Did you hear about that politician who couldn't vote on the bill because he didn't know which side to support? He's a regular King Crum.

Ex 2: President Taft is considered to be the King Crum of America's history.

king crum by J.R. Spotswood November 18, 2013

Bread Crumbing

Also known as "Hansel and Gretelling"

When a guy or girl gives someone just enough attention to keep their hope of a relationship alive.

First coined by Grazzz 2014

"He keeps texting me but doesn't want to set up a time to see me."
"Yo girl he's bread crumbing you"

Bread Crumbing by Grazzz September 23, 2014

Jew Crumbing 

The act of putting a bag of chips, with only crumbs left, away.

Did you hear about Michael? He defaulted on his mortgage; he's been Jew crumbing for the past week.

Jew Crumbing by Jewpecabra123 November 13, 2012

River Crumbing

Slang for rain

( aka crumbs of water )

Do you think it will be river crumbing tomorrow?

River Crumbing by Lonely Christian September 4, 2017

crumbing 

when a crackhead runs out of rock and begins searching the carpet to hopefully find a dropped crumb.

She ran out of rock at 10 and went crumbing for another 2 hours.

crumbing by sassymchateful January 2, 2009

crumbing 

To be eating and dropping crumbs on the ground as one travels.

See Hanseling or Greteling.

Stop crumbing all over my house you Hansel!

crumbing by Candycasa November 24, 2009