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cruntzle 

Ugly, crusty, nasty, smelly, and/or bad pussy you would never fuck.
How was she? I didn't tap that shit! Bitch had a cruntzle!
cruntzle by Monkage December 13, 2013
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Somebody that is both being cranky and a cunt at the same time.
What is wrong with you? Why are you acting like a crunt today?
CRUNT by cvigvigs July 8, 2020
Someone who likes to lick and taste infected vagina's.

-Derived from the words crusty and cunt.
-Crunter's are usually very sneaky about their perversion.
-They are filled with the fear of being rejected and outcast by family and friends.

-Crunter's historically are scrawny, shy, lonely, single men, with big bushy beards, that are typically useless in love. However their shy nature is overcome by pure lust, when they spy a a nice smelly piece of crunt
"The dirty old crunter has been at it again, look at his dolmio grin!"
crunter by Mr Mahuta March 31, 2007
A marginally acceptable form of the word "cunt".

Highlighted by a joke involving a teacher applying for a new job. The principal asks her name and she says "Miss Franny". "Ooh, I don't think I'll remember that" says the principal. "It's easy" says the teacher, "just think of Fanny with an R". The teacher gets the job and the next day when the principal is introducing her to her new class he says "Children, I'd like you to meet your new teacher... Miss Crunt!"

For all the bemused Americans - "fanny" in Australia and Britain means "vagina", not "butt".
I'm having an absolute crunt of a day.
crunt by Choda Boy 57 August 11, 2006

Crunting 

Lets ask Braden how his Crunting went last week!

It’s crunting season bois
Crunting by Hahakeepemup October 22, 2019
Crunt is the word used to describe arrogant cricket players. It is the combination of the word 'cricket' and 'cunt.' South African cricketers a mainly the biggest crunts but a lot of English cricketers a massive crusts also.

Crunts usually think that being a 'crunt' is a good thing, it is not.
Harry and Bradly are so outrageously arrogant that everyone thinks they are crunts now.
Crunt by Prowller May 12, 2014