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crunter
Someone who likes to lick and taste infected vagina's.
-Derived from the words crusty and cunt.
-Crunter's are usually very sneaky about their perversion.
-They are filled with the fear of being rejected and outcast by family and friends.
-Crunter's historically are scrawny, shy, lonely, single men, with big bushy beards, that are typically useless in love. However their shy nature is overcome by pure lust, when they spy a a nice smelly piece of crunt
-Derived from the words crusty and cunt.
-Crunter's are usually very sneaky about their perversion.
-They are filled with the fear of being rejected and outcast by family and friends.
-Crunter's historically are scrawny, shy, lonely, single men, with big bushy beards, that are typically useless in love. However their shy nature is overcome by pure lust, when they spy a a nice smelly piece of crunt
crunt
A marginally acceptable form of the word "cunt".
Highlighted by a joke involving a teacher applying for a new job. The principal asks her name and she says "Miss Franny". "Ooh, I don't think I'll remember that" says the principal. "It's easy" says the teacher, "just think of Fanny with an R". The teacher gets the job and the next day when the principal is introducing her to her new class he says "Children, I'd like you to meet your new teacher... Miss Crunt!"
For all the bemused Americans - "fanny" in Australia and Britain means "vagina", not "butt".
Highlighted by a joke involving a teacher applying for a new job. The principal asks her name and she says "Miss Franny". "Ooh, I don't think I'll remember that" says the principal. "It's easy" says the teacher, "just think of Fanny with an R". The teacher gets the job and the next day when the principal is introducing her to her new class he says "Children, I'd like you to meet your new teacher... Miss Crunt!"
For all the bemused Americans - "fanny" in Australia and Britain means "vagina", not "butt".
crunt by Choda Boy 57 August 11, 2006
Crunting
Crunting by Hahakeepemup October 22, 2019
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