Cruffled 

If your mic starts to sound robotic or crumbly, it is going Cruffled!

Me: Hello

Friend:Hey, How r u?

Me: Wait a second your mic is going a bit Cruffled!

Cruffled by Hazza K August 15, 2012

cruffled 

When something has broken into pieces or fallen apart and is no longer useful for example: a biscuit has fallen on the floor and someone has stood on it and it is no longer edible.

The biscuit is cruffled on the floor, so get the dog to come and hoover it up.

cruffled by freespirit2012 March 8, 2018

Cruffleaupop 

The feeling of satisfaction from peeling a large piece of eggshell from a boiled egg.

Verb: the act of peeling a large piece of eggshell from a boiled egg

Man, peeling a boiled egg can be so frustrating as the shell comes off in tiny little pieces but sometimes, you get a really big piece and it just feels amazing, like cruffleaupop!

Cruffleaupop by T2dak March 14, 2019

Cruffle

A backstabbing bitch.

Remember Cruffle? Oh yeah he’s the one that betrayed me.

Cruffle by Cruffle stan August 13, 2020

Cruffle

The detritus left at the bottom of a Ruffles bag: Ruffles crumbs = Cruffles.

Sabrina: Damn it, Janet. You ate all of the Ruffles.
Janet: I did not, Sabrina. I left you the cruffles.

Cruffle by HamisMami January 22, 2020

Smuffle Muffle Cruffle Truffle.

A Big Delcious, Mighty Juicy Huge in Yo Mouth, Tasty Yummy, Mouth Watering, Jaw Dropping, Eye Popping Booty Sloppin.. . . BOOOTY!

Kim Kardashian Is NOTHING NEAR a Smuffle muffle Cruffle truffle.

Smuffle Muffle Cruffle Truffle. by Big Daddy Smuffle Truffle. November 21, 2011

cruffler

A collector of antique firearms, accouterments or any military antique related items. This term is usually only used by those in the hobby which may be also used with the term "curmudgeon."

The old cruffler went through the dusty attic of the old home owned by the veteran looking for treasures.

cruffler by Andy Griffith April 10, 2011