crucifat 

In MMA, a crucifix position held by a very fat person, as popularized by Roy "Big Country" Nelson.

I thought Roy Nelson was going for the crucifat, but damn that was an awesome KO.

crucifat by S. Guardian Del December 6, 2009

Crucifaded

(kroo-suh-fā-děd)
intransitive verb

1) to be in a state of loose consciousness while under the influence of external substances, physical or otherwise, (such as alcohol, drugs, or the holy spirit) to an extent which one believes they have transcended the earth and entered into the spiritual realm or heaven.

2) To become so wasted one's conscience becomes guilty and an urge is felt to overcome any after effects and go to church in the morning

3) (Slang) - to be knocked unconscious in a physical confrontation in one blow to the head. The victim suffers such shock while unconscious they see "the light" or believe themselves to be transcending their physical body.

Etymology: This word is a compound derivative of the terms crucified and faded.

Let's get Crucifaded tonight man!

I can't make that sacrifice for mankind. I've got to work in the morning

So do I, but I think I'll go to church instead.

Crucifaded by SlickRebel January 6, 2011

crucifashion 

What you wear to a fancy Easter Brunch.

Gurl, I love your Easter dress - it's the height of crucifashion!

crucifashion by svcdude June 4, 2020