crouch lump 

The lump of protrusion that a man gets whenever he wears swim suits or basketball shorts. The lump is caused by the person's penis and can become quite an embarrassment/irritant for people who are self-conscious.

Man 1: Dude I have a major crouch lump right now
Man 2: Don't worry, nobody cares
Man 1: But dude it's so bulgy.

crouch lump by HurpDerpHerpDurp July 26, 2010

CrouchJump 

CrouchJump is a cross platform social networking site designed to unify gamers. Instead of asking your followers to follow you on Twitch, YouTube, Twitter, Facebook, etc, you can just have them follow you on CrouchJump, where your followers will be able to see what you post on the various platforms. In addition, they will even be able to watch your stream directly in CrouchJump (regardless if you are streaming on Twitch, YouTube, or Facebook) and provide more value to them!

Hey John, I watch your streams directly from CrouchJump and joined Ronin's Community!

CrouchJump by OfficialRonin August 29, 2020

crouchjump 

Inbred Community of retards and general idiots. Go to LANs and do spastic things. Most importantly we're better than you.

www.crouchjump.co.uk

King-Daeds crouchjumped off a step and broke multiple bones and had his trousers cut off in the ambulance.

crouchjump by Rich April 17, 2004