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A portajew, ginger, who can't spell for shit and has horrible taste in men.
Are you illiterate AND blind? Stop being such a Crotney!
crotney by dolladollabillsyo October 16, 2018
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A ginger, portajew who has horrible taste in men and can't spell for shit.
"Are you blind AND illiterate? Stop being a crotney!"
crotney by dolladollabillsyo October 16, 2018
A woman who you can either lust, or love. She is easy to lust. All men, and even most women, can't help but turn their heads as she passes by... If you lust her the sound of her voice will stun you, the sight of her beauty will blind you, the taste of her lips will poison you, her fragrant scent will send you into a coma, and the warmth of her touch will cripple you... for she can magnetize all 5 senses.
She is not an easy woman to love, but if you are one of the lucky few to love her, then life becomes much more than the 5 senses. She will strip you of any armor that you may have, leaving you feeling vulnerable and unsure... until the sound of her voice awakens you, until the sight of her beauty opens your eyes, until the taste of her lips heals you, until her fragrant scent gives you a high, and until the warmth of her touch gives you life... only then do you feel the sixth sense of Love. She becomes your armor, she becomes your life. She will re-define everything you thought the meaning of the word Love is to you. She is very beautiful to behold.
I experienced life the best way you can... with Cortney.
Cortney by have a few February 7, 2010
to totally screw something up because you didnt pay attention or take the time to grasp the situation
Dude totally "Cotneyed" his laundry because he washed his red boxers with his white towels
cotney by Paul Matz April 11, 2008
Cortney is too many times mistaken as Courtney, Kourtney, etc. Cortney is kind and loving, though may have some opposing thoughts on why the color red is favorable. She is a fun person, and a great companion when it comes to it. She's fun loving, and artistic in more than one sense. Don't bug a Cortney or she might freak out on you (req. citation). Cortney's tend to have beautiful eyes and smiles, and damn-soft hair. When you encounter a Cortney DO NOT try flirting, she won't be interested, but she'll be friendly. Act as a friend but don't hide your self, you want to be as much of you as possible. Though you might not succeed in wooing her, you can end up as great friends with a good future.
Guy: "Hey, Cortney"
Cortney: "Hey {guy}"
Guy: "Beautiful weather here, though you're much nicer to be with"
Cortney: *Looks a little uncomfortable* "Ummm, thanks"
Guy: *Feeling stupid* "Wait, that didn't make much sense"
Cortney: *Playfully* "I noticed, though you shouldn't try too hard to think about it, you might get a headache"
Cortney by Xenospheric Enterprise August 16, 2011

croney mingler 

Crony Mingler
cro•ny (krô'nç)
n.
A longtime close friend or companion.
Possibly from Greek khronios, long lasting, from khronos, time.

min•gler (mĭng'gəlr)
n., pl. -ers.
One who joins or take part with others: The minglers mingled with their cronies.
Middle English menglen, frequentative of mengen, to mix, from Old English mengan.

Croney mingler refers to groups of people who gather in public areas and occupy space without an ostensible purpose. This term most often refers to people between the ages of 12 and 20, the unemployed and or trustees who coalesce in public places such as shopping centres, parks, or cafés. Crony mingling can also be quite prevalent in areas that have heavy tourist traffic, i.e., beach towns, ski towns or small historical towns where bored aimless locals are attracted by a continual influx of non-locals with whom they can interact for entertainment value. Often this interaction is one sided and involves incredulous looks, smirks and a palpable air of their own coolness that radiates around an approximate twenty foot radius of any given space where they stand. Crony minglers are generally harmless and if treated with caution and respect can often be quite helpful with information on where to acquire black market goods.
The croney minglers at the skate park flipped their emo haircuts and mumbled in contempt at the site of the lost tourist who asked them for directions.
croney mingler by R. Ceballos May 29, 2007
The girl who all men want and all women want to be. Amazingly smart, funny, and beautiful. She will redefine you and give your thumbs a workout. She's like an m&m. Hard outer coating but once you get through that you can see the sweet interior. She brightens every room she walks in and makes any occasion a good one. Being around her will give you a high like no amount of drugs can. Caring for her can be like trench warfare but is completely worth it.
Seeing Cortney is the highlight of my day
Cortney by kyle8293 February 25, 2010
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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