Definitions by KeenObserver

crotch spawn 

Derogatory term for children, often used to demean the precious little bundles of joy some obnoxious parent is going off about.

I was shopping at the mall yesterday, and this kid would not stop screaming. I was like, control your damn crotch spawn, woman.

crotch spawn by KeenObserver June 11, 2011

snatching wigs 

To humiliate someone. Likely derives from cat fights, where women would grab at each others hair.

That girl would not take no shit. She was snatching wigs and taking names.

snatching wigs by KeenObserver June 11, 2011