Crotchicorn 

A Unicorn in a guy’s pants. Magical, beautiful, and rare because it is one-of-a-kind.

You’ve never seen a boner like mine. It’s a magical, beautiful, and rare crotchicorn.

Crotchicorn by Pi74 September 11, 2018

crotchicorn 

The infamous severed unicorn head duct taped and gorilla glued to someone's genitalia.

Look at how horny that crotchicorn is.

crotchicorn by imacactusstingray February 2, 2017

crotchicorn 

it’s a unicorn in your pants. Magical, beautiful, and rare because it is one-of-a-kind.

Here always had “crotchicorn” when his hot cousin was around.

crotchicorn by ChalcoRodney September 11, 2018

Crotchcorn. 

The bit(s) of popcorn that miss your mouth as you shovel it into your face while sitting in a darkened cinema and collect in your lap.

When the lights came up after the film finishe, I was astonished to find myself quite so covered in crotchcorn.

Crotchcorn. by thependlebaby January 11, 2014

Crocicorn 

A mythical creature that is simply a hybrid of a unicorn and a crocodile. Rare indeed.

Person 1: Woah, What is that thing?
Person 2: I think it’s a unicorn?
Person 1: Dude...it’s a Crocicorn!

Crocicorn by TakerofNecks July 12, 2018

Crotchcorn 

The popcorn that you inevitably drop onto your crotch during a movie that you will eat anyway.

Dude, stop eating all that crotchcorn, it's making me want to vomit.

Crotchcorn by somekidnamedian January 19, 2009

crotchicre 

N; One who initiates the massacre of crotches.

V; The massacre of crotches.

"You are such a crotchicre, ya creeper!"
"Man, last night was like a crotchicre!"

crotchicre by Syrus October 6, 2006