Crotchicorn

A Unicorn in a guy’s pants. Magical, beautiful, and rare because it is one-of-a-kind.

You’ve never seen a boner like mine. It’s a magical, beautiful, and rare crotchicorn.

by Pi74 September 11, 2018

crotchicorn

The infamous severed unicorn head duct taped and gorilla glued to someone's genitalia.

Look at how horny that crotchicorn is.

by imacactusstingray February 2, 2017

crotchicorn

it’s a unicorn in your pants. Magical, beautiful, and rare because it is one-of-a-kind.

Here always had “crotchicorn” when his hot cousin was around.

by ChalcoRodney September 11, 2018