crotcha

A girl named Tricha.

a crotcha when in presence eminates a smell of tuna

by kyera October 27, 2003

Crotcha

When you get that “crotcha” feeling

Arron: “Man I when I went on the rollercoaster I got that crotcha feeling”

Randal: “crotcha?”

Arron: “yeah you know that feeling in ur crotch when you climb the gym rope or when you go rollercoaster”

Randal: “ohhhhhhh”

by LouDog8426 October 15, 2020

Crotcha

When you get that “crotcha” feeling!

Randal: “man when I was on that roller coaster I got “that crotcha feeling”

Arron: “Crotcha?”

Randal: “yeah crotcha, that feeling you get in your crotch when you climb the rope in gym class, or on a plane, or a roller coaster.”

by LouDog8426 October 15, 2020

Sriracha Crotch

When you hate fuck your cheating girlfriend by pouring Sriracha sauce on the condom once placed on and giving her a burning bushfire.

Betty's beaver was burning after Russell found out she was cheating. Payback is a bitch when you get the SRIRACHA CROTCH!!!

by will bitten September 7, 2017

Crotch muppet

(noun) derogatory slang for human offspring, usually under ten years of age.

Vaccinate your crotch muppets. Do you want polio to come back? This is how polio comes back.

by JollyMagnanimous April 15, 2019

Crotch Coke

Best body powder money can buy. Use on sensative areas, feet, or footwear of your choosing. Fresh silky smooth skin while absorbing moisture and fighting friction.

Hey bro, I see your using that Crotch Coke. Only bad MF's use that shit!

by SFCHOLLYWOOD September 5, 2019

Crotch Theory Optimal

"Crotch Theory Optimal" or "CTO" represents a modification of the poker term "Game Theory Optimal". It is a phrase that was first coined in the aftermath of the Stones Casino Cheating Scandal. When the scandal went viral in early October of 2019, hundreds of hours of poker cash game footage came under scrutiny by many amateur and professional poker sleuths. As a whole, the community came to the conclusion that Mike Postle, with the help of Justin Kuraitis and possibly others, was cheating while playing on the Stones Live Poker Stream. One of the alleged methods of cheating involved Mike Postle placing his phone between his legs, and viewing information about his opponents' hands real time. There is much video footage which shows him looking down at his crotch while playing poker hands. Once he had information about his opponents' hands, he then often made many non-standard, and highly profitable plays. Mike Postle demonstrated that all you have to do to play optimal poker is look down at your crotch. Thus the term was born: "Crotch Theory Optimal" Joe Ingram is generally credited for first using the term on one of his YouTube Videos.

I tried to bluff the river with 8 high but my opponent made a sick bluff check-raise with 9 high. That's when I had to dig deep, look down at the phone which was hidden snugly between my legs, and bust out a vicious Crotch Theory Optimal response.... Reraise allin.

Poker is so easy when you can play CTO.

by FroggyBumBum. October 10, 2019