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Crotcha
When you get that “crotcha” feeling
Arron: “Man I when I went on the rollercoaster I got that crotcha feeling”
Randal: “crotcha?”
Arron: “yeah you know that feeling in ur crotch when you climb the gym rope or when you go rollercoaster”
Randal: “ohhhhhhh”
Randal: “crotcha?”
Arron: “yeah you know that feeling in ur crotch when you climb the gym rope or when you go rollercoaster”
Randal: “ohhhhhhh”
Crotcha by LouDog8426 October 15, 2020
Related Words
crotchal • crotcha • Crotchal Region • crotchapuss • Crotchability • Crotchable • Crotchady • Crotchalate • Crotchalated • Crotchalisk
Crotcha
When you get that “crotcha” feeling!
Randal: “man when I was on that roller coaster I got “that crotcha feeling”
Arron: “Crotcha?”
Randal: “yeah crotcha, that feeling you get in your crotch when you climb the rope in gym class, or on a plane, or a roller coaster.”
Arron: “Crotcha?”
Randal: “yeah crotcha, that feeling you get in your crotch when you climb the rope in gym class, or on a plane, or a roller coaster.”
Crotcha by LouDog8426 October 15, 2020
Sriracha Crotch
When you hate fuck your cheating girlfriend by pouring Sriracha sauce on the condom once placed on and giving her a burning bushfire.
Betty's beaver was burning after Russell found out she was cheating. Payback is a bitch when you get the SRIRACHA CROTCH!!!
Sriracha Crotch by will bitten September 7, 2017
Crotch muppet
Crotch muppet by JollyMagnanimous April 15, 2019
Crotch Coke
Best body powder money can buy. Use on sensative areas, feet, or footwear of your choosing. Fresh silky smooth skin while absorbing moisture and fighting friction.
Crotch Coke by SFCHOLLYWOOD September 5, 2019
Crotch Theory Optimal
"Crotch Theory Optimal" or "CTO" represents a modification of the poker term "Game Theory Optimal". It is a phrase that was first coined in the aftermath of the Stones Casino Cheating Scandal. When the scandal went viral in early October of 2019, hundreds of hours of poker cash game footage came under scrutiny by many amateur and professional poker sleuths. As a whole, the community came to the conclusion that Mike Postle, with the help of Justin Kuraitis and possibly others, was cheating while playing on the Stones Live Poker Stream. One of the alleged methods of cheating involved Mike Postle placing his phone between his legs, and viewing information about his opponents' hands real time. There is much video footage which shows him looking down at his crotch while playing poker hands. Once he had information about his opponents' hands, he then often made many non-standard, and highly profitable plays. Mike Postle demonstrated that all you have to do to play optimal poker is look down at your crotch. Thus the term was born: "Crotch Theory Optimal" Joe Ingram is generally credited for first using the term on one of his YouTube Videos.
I tried to bluff the river with 8 high but my opponent made a sick bluff check-raise with 9 high. That's when I had to dig deep, look down at the phone which was hidden snugly between my legs, and bust out a vicious Crotch Theory Optimal response.... Reraise allin.
Poker is so easy when you can play CTO.
Poker is so easy when you can play CTO.
Crotch Theory Optimal by FroggyBumBum. October 10, 2019
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