Crotchable 

When you heat up a Pizza Lunchable by rubbing it aggressively over your genitalia.

I got fucked up on that Delta-8 and went right to the Crotchable.

Crotchable by 2018 TPL Champ April 22, 2021

Crotchability 

One who has an irresistible tendency to draw another to the crotchal region.
Sometimes referred to as 'the C Factor.'

"You are drawn to mine, and no one else seems to be. Does this diminish my crotchability?"

"You have an extreme crotchability. I can't seem to keep my hands off it."

"Alli defiantly has the C Factor going for her".

Crotchability by McGee Baxter 2012 November 6, 2010

Crotchal Region

Referring to your crotch

Yes please, in or around my crotchal region will do the trick

Crotchal Region by scobb August 17, 2008

crotchless chaps 

leather pants, without the crotch, allowing easy access to the sexual reproduction systems that we all love.

also used for easy access to the toilet.

MAN! I really wish I was wearing crotchless chaps right now!!

Lets do it, right now, good thing you are wearing your crotchless chaps!

DUDE! I have to take a really big shit! Where the hell are my crotchless chaps?!

crotchless chaps by Broaud June 14, 2008

crotchal 

having to do with or around the crotch

try and get yourself some crotchal action

crotchal by Auspex August 4, 2006

crotchal 

Of or relating to the groin.

Mr. Burgundy, you have a MASSIVE erection.

I'm sorry, it's the... - it's the pleats.
It's actually an optical illusion. It's the pattern on the pants: It's not flattering in the crotchal region.
...
Nothing to look at: go back to work, everyone.
Don't act like you're not impressed!

film: Anchorman

crotchal by slangMaverick February 7, 2008

crotchless 

A term similar to "dickless" in its usage, but more versatile, in that it can be used on both men and women. It implies that the person in question is "smooth in the front", like a Barbie Or Ken doll, and therefore lacking in sexual prowess. Also implies a certain level of uselessness, an inability to experience pleasure of any kind, and an accompanying willingness to spoil the pleasure of others.

"The party was going great until some people started getting naked and crotchless over there called the police. Who the fuck calls the cops on their own party?"

crotchless by The DLivR8R February 2, 2005