n. a sarcastic slang term referring to the vagina, used in a snark-heavy context to express exasperation, social faux pas, and other types of frustration with sexualized intent
I was perfectly happy to make friends but I guess my crotch maw just wasn't wide open enough for him.
by Quasita August 30, 2015
Get the crotch maw mug.Crotchmayo is the substance that appears in your crotch area when you havent taken a shower for weeks. First used in 1999 when i got lost in the woods for 3 weeks and when i was found i smelled like pure hell and the doctors said there would always be a faint odor coming from my crotch.
Rob: "yo dude...did you smell jason silverman's breath today. it smelled like he spread a jar of crotchmayo on a piece of toast and ate it...or like he was licking some guys sweaty balls. im guessing its the latter of the two."
by Rob Smith February 28, 2005
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When one player who jumps with great athleticism, jumps so high his crotch is in the facemask of his opponent. Usually occurs during the sport of football.
"Coach that's not fair, he's jumping so high he's crotchmasking me. Isn't that a penalty or something?"
by Crotchmasking Inventor September 19, 2009
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