1. (n) a gay male participant in a faghag's bridal party
2. (n) a drag queen that is in a bridal party
3. (adj) (rare usage) to act or present oneself in a manner perceived to have no intention other than to take attention away from the bride or bride to be.
2. (n) a drag queen that is in a bridal party
3. (adj) (rare usage) to act or present oneself in a manner perceived to have no intention other than to take attention away from the bride or bride to be.
Many of the guests found it sweet that the bride had such an obviously loving and protective group of bridesqueens to walk her down the aisle.
Her bridesqueens put on a great show of "It's Raining Men" at the reception.
My sister is such a bridesqueen, I can't believe she dyed her hair that color for the wedding!
Her bridesqueens put on a great show of "It's Raining Men" at the reception.
My sister is such a bridesqueen, I can't believe she dyed her hair that color for the wedding!
by Quasita July 24, 2011
n. a sarcastic slang term referring to the vagina, used in a snark-heavy context to express exasperation, social faux pas, and other types of frustration with sexualized intent
I was perfectly happy to make friends but I guess my crotch maw just wasn't wide open enough for him.
by Quasita July 29, 2015
(n.) A universal term referring to the wide variety of individuals born with uterine organs; the term often used to denote the surprising, surreptitious nature of the knowledge and lived experiences associated with membership therein.
History: In the 21st century, an intense debate over how one might categorize and label the bimodal gender spectrum within the constructs of human social sciences was underway. In some cases, the possession of a uterus was used as a equalizing/qualifying factor as to what makes "a woman a woman," leading to an increasing number of social conservatives using this feature to devalue many individuals, such as: AFAB (assigned female at birth), those both without uterus but with female presentation, those who have had to undergo hysterectomy, and much more. Coined by the founder of SPADE, a support group for young hysterectomy and surgical menopause patients, the definition includes any individual assumed to or does have some variation of uterine reproductive organ. Essentially, any individual subjected to social expectation and assumptions attached to the belief that woman=female=uterus=hormonal baby maker, etc.
Obviously a tongue in cheek homage to the Illuminati, implying by association that the Uterati possess special knowledge and secrets from being the curtain.
Proper noun: The Uterati
History: In the 21st century, an intense debate over how one might categorize and label the bimodal gender spectrum within the constructs of human social sciences was underway. In some cases, the possession of a uterus was used as a equalizing/qualifying factor as to what makes "a woman a woman," leading to an increasing number of social conservatives using this feature to devalue many individuals, such as: AFAB (assigned female at birth), those both without uterus but with female presentation, those who have had to undergo hysterectomy, and much more. Coined by the founder of SPADE, a support group for young hysterectomy and surgical menopause patients, the definition includes any individual assumed to or does have some variation of uterine reproductive organ. Essentially, any individual subjected to social expectation and assumptions attached to the belief that woman=female=uterus=hormonal baby maker, etc.
Obviously a tongue in cheek homage to the Illuminati, implying by association that the Uterati possess special knowledge and secrets from being the curtain.
Proper noun: The Uterati
Did you know that guy Paul, he's a member of the Uterati? He told us about his first period and it blew my damn mind!
The Uterati has had to spend decades gathering our own information about the world and how to take care of ourselves, because they didn't listen to us for so long! It's frustrating, because now they are "discovering" what we were trying to tell them 20 years ago about how our bodies work.
The Uterati has had to spend decades gathering our own information about the world and how to take care of ourselves, because they didn't listen to us for so long! It's frustrating, because now they are "discovering" what we were trying to tell them 20 years ago about how our bodies work.
by Quasita March 19, 2022
(n.) Descriptive noun. Family role, sibling; term of endearment for a transgender sibling.
The term is interchangeable and can be applied to any person who identifies as transgender or non-binary. Modernly adopted from more common parlance to represent much needed terminology for the identity changes an individual may experience over the course of their life.
The term is interchangeable and can be applied to any person who identifies as transgender or non-binary. Modernly adopted from more common parlance to represent much needed terminology for the identity changes an individual may experience over the course of their life.
by Quasita March 21, 2022