crotch hammer

A very large penis; one that is greater than 7" long.

Ron Jeremy has a crotch hammer!

by Paul Thundergod June 24, 2003

sledge hammer crotch

when you fuck a guy whose dick is so big it hurts like hell the next couple days.

I'm calling into work with a wicked case of sledge hammer crotch. She has to understand

by redheadedslutx23 January 9, 2011