by Horny_Guibert May 31, 2014
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John: Bob, we're at a fucking funeral, stop jerking off in the corner!
Bob: Why? Masturbation is perfectly healthy!
John: That's not masturbation, that's crassturbation.
Bob What's that?
John: Look it up on Urban Dictionary.
Bob: Why? Masturbation is perfectly healthy!
John: That's not masturbation, that's crassturbation.
Bob What's that?
John: Look it up on Urban Dictionary.
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Get the crysturbate mug.to masturbate and cry at the same time. Usually performed by male graduate students in the sciences or engineering. Common causes include: no women around, ugliness, poverty, stress, being dumped, etc.
by Bob Carlyle October 31, 2005
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Especially if you are sweating like a whore in church and screwing your face up as if you are constipated.
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Especially if you are sweating like a whore in church and screwing your face up as if you are constipated.
See also classturbation.
1. Dude, did you see Bryan classturbate after that biology test?
2. Oh Em Gee, are you classturbating?
3. Did you see that facial expression he made while he classturbated?
2. Oh Em Gee, are you classturbating?
3. Did you see that facial expression he made while he classturbated?
by Larry Knickerbockers August 17, 2005
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