cross-faced 

Getting really drunk then smoking marijuana. Generally followed by the spins.

"Man I was so cross-faced last night, I puked all over Steve's driveway!"

cross-faced by laurengf January 7, 2008

SLUT FACE CROSS KISSER 

BELLA FROM TWILIGHT

HAVE YOU SEEN THE NEW TWILIGHT. BELLA IS MAKING OUT WITH VAMPIRES AND WAREWOLVES!!! SHE IS SUCH A SLUT FACE CROSS KISSER

SLUT FACE CROSS KISSER by KLB&DER December 12, 2010

Sid's Crossface

A wrestling move only used a small handful of times but was forbiddden accross all wrestling promotions due to it's insanely high power level. Hands down the most powerful submission in the sport's history.

Did you see WCW Legend Kevin Nash tap to Sid's Crossface in two seconds?

Wow even former UFC fighter Tank Abbott had no choice but to tap to it!

There is a verse in the master recording of Rick Astley's album where he says he would give up for the Sid Crossface.

Sid's Crossface by The people's Anon November 29, 2021

Crippler Crossface

In professional wrestling, the wrestler Chris Benoit uses a type of crossface called the Crippler Crossface.

"Chris Benoit has sharp moves, including his snap suplex, his sharpshooter, and most of all, his Crippler Crossface,"

Crippler Crossface by Sezril February 2, 2004

Donkey Crossface 

Much like the concept of the common donkey punch. When performing anal sex with your spouse, upon ejaculation, one must roll the spouse onto her front and engage in a crossface. This must be timed to perfection, so that when ejaculation occurs, your spouse shrieks in pain and taps out. When performed right, unmatched pleasure will occur. This is best not to be practiced during a threesome, as during the crossface struggle, your spouse may tag in the third member of the party, who will unleash havoc on you. This must only be applied on a real woman, as this procedure is not for the feint of hearted.

Hey Jason, Cassandra told me she has a stiff neck! what happened last night?

Man she was being lazy, so i gave her the donkey crossface! Bitchin'

Donkey Crossface by Trashy Poo! February 15, 2010

crossfaded 

the act of getting high on marijuana and the holy spirit simultaneously

try this dank right here, its called Proverbs 4:20. you'll get so crossfaded you'll wake up 3 days later in a cave

my preacher is my dealer so you know I'm always crossfaded come sunday morning, praise the lord

crossfaded by clarencewong March 18, 2015

crossfaded 

High as shit and drunk as fuck. double whammy.

she was so crossfaded she can't remember shit

crossfaded by the bbutch January 28, 2019