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Don't cross me
Bf: I cheated on you 5 times.
Gf: Don't cross me anymore; fuck you! You could have just told me before you did that to me.
Gf: Don't cross me anymore; fuck you! You could have just told me before you did that to me.
Don't cross me by Fall.4.me April 16, 2017
Related Words
cross me • Don't cross me • When You Cross a Mentally Ill Loner With a Society That Abandons Him and Treats Him Like Trash • What do you get when you cross a mentally ill loner with a society • Nail me to the cross • Memorial Line Cross • someone who crops memes wrong • Fuck me crocs • Gag me with a spoon and call me Criss Angel! • Crossmealing
Nail me to the cross
Nail me to the cross by OTAJay December 27, 2020
When You Cross a Mentally Ill Loner With a Society That Abandons Him and Treats Him Like Trash
Guy with facepaint: What do you get when you cross a mentally ill loner with a society that abandons him and treats him like trash?
Some talk show host: I'll call the police!
Guy with facepaint: I'll tell you what you get! You get what you fucking deserve!
*talk show host is shot by guy with facepaint*
Some talk show host: I'll call the police!
Guy with facepaint: I'll tell you what you get! You get what you fucking deserve!
*talk show host is shot by guy with facepaint*
What do you get when you cross a mentally ill loner with a society
Gag me with a spoon and call me Criss Angel!
Person 1: Did you know that dogs can't look up?
Person 2: Well gag me with a spoon and call me Criss Angel! I didn't know that!
Person 2: Well gag me with a spoon and call me Criss Angel! I didn't know that!
Gag me with a spoon and call me Criss Angel! by Vftw November 8, 2007
Fuck me crocs
Fuck me crocs by BidnetMane August 4, 2022
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Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
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Ratfucker
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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