cross me

Changing up on someone after exposing them to fame

Cross Me by Lil Wayne
Future: I shoulda known you would cross me

by ayoo.yvi June 22, 2016

Don't cross me

A phrase that means don't come near someone or to leave them alone.

Bf: I cheated on you 5 times.
Gf: Don't cross me anymore; fuck you! You could have just told me before you did that to me.

by Fall.4.me April 16, 2017

Nail me to the cross

To put a beat down on a woman’s vagina usually happens during missionary

Im so horny i want him to nail me to the cross tonight.

by OTAJay December 27, 2020

When You Cross a Mentally Ill Loner With a Society That Abandons Him and Treats Him Like Trash

What you fucking deserve.

Guy with facepaint: What do you get when you cross a mentally ill loner with a society that abandons him and treats him like trash?

Some talk show host: I'll call the police!

Guy with facepaint: I'll tell you what you get! You get what you fucking deserve!

*talk show host is shot by guy with facepaint*

by ave_scientia January 29, 2020

What do you get when you cross a mentally ill loner with a society

Joker.

Joker: What do you get when you cross a mentally ill loner with a society

Murray: Call the poli-

by 10th State of the USA April 12, 2021

Gag me with a spoon and call me Criss Angel!

An expression you say when you're in disbelief

Person 1: Did you know that dogs can't look up?
Person 2: Well gag me with a spoon and call me Criss Angel! I didn't know that!

by Vftw November 8, 2007

Fuck me crocs

You know like slutty crocs

Those fuck me crocs are really doing it for me

by BidnetMane August 4, 2022