Crooning 

The act of scooping fecal matter out of another persons rectum using only two fingers.

Dude, last night I walked in on Danny and Arin crooning. It was terrifying, yet intriguing.

Crooning by Stickythings August 4, 2016

Crooning 

The act of running into Japanese George Clooney

Me and Samantha vacationed to Tokyo and spent the week Crooning

Crooning by ThaRaspBerriKing August 12, 2016

Crooning 

Two elderly people having sex

Person A: what was that noise last night?
Person B: it was my grandparents crooning.

Crooning by Johnnyboy2cool November 19, 2016

Crooning Crow

An individual who outwardly mirrors a harsh, cynical, and selfish society simply to survive and blend in, but quietly preserves deep kindness, softness, and empathy within their heart.

In a ruthless workplace where everyone was looking out only for themselves, he seemed cold on the outside, but was truly a crooning crow quietly helping others when no one was watching.

Crooning Crow by Vaibhav Gupta September 3, 2026

Coon/cooning 

Feeling the need to throw your own race under the bus for gain.

Coon/cooning

Coon/cooning by Gigi1574 July 5, 2020

reverse crowning 

The act of fully inserting one's cranium into a women's vagina and ideally crawling into her womb. It is the reverse of the birthing process, specifically crowning. It is advisable to cover one's head in a balloon of some sort in order to maximize pleasure.

Guy: Dude, I want to finger that chick.
Experienced Friend: No man, you gotta try reverse crowning.

reverse crowning by AverageJoe93 September 25, 2011

Crowning the Throne 

Struggling on the toilet to release a turd. One achieves crowning, but unable to do a full release. Pushing may or may not result in a partial pinch.

Roger clearly realized he was constipated bad when he was on the crapper for over an hour Crowning the Throne.

Crowning the Throne by Eaton Holgoode January 7, 2016