Crookers 

Crookers... Italian Dj's that play from house music to eletro-hardcore. They even mixed AC/DC's song Thunderstruck.
Crookers was made on 2003 by DJ Phra and Dj Bot.

Person1: Man i found a song named We are Prostitutes and is not about your sisters
Person2: -.-' yeah is that new crookers song right ?

Crookers by Zios April 26, 2009

Crooner 

A male vocalist who sings popular songs, with background music of jazz or a band.

Frank Sinatra and Ricky Nelson are crooners

Crooner by Elizzabeth May 25, 2006

The Kosher Crooner 

An elderly man with a YouTube channel called 'The Kosher Crooner' where he sings songs and plays his guitar. He is Jewish and delightful.

"Hey do you watch The Kosher Crooner?"
"No."
"Bog off."

The Kosher Crooner by patrioticpakistani March 5, 2023

Crooner 

To have a relaxed drink during a heavy drinking session.

A crooner is anything less alcoholic than what you are currently drinking or what you are about to drink.

The word is derived from the relaxed singing style of crooning.

Yolande: "Should we open a bottle of scotch?"
Sandy: "Not just yet, I will start with a crooner."

Jim: "Another shot of vodka mate?"
Steve: "Nah, I going to take it slow and have a crooner."

Crooner by vedi October 18, 2011

Jazz crooner

An elderly readers wife who makes regular appearances in the pages of a top shelf Jazz Mag.

'Has anyone seen my April edition of 'MILF times', there's a Jazz crooner on page 42 that looks just like Mavis from accounts?'

Jazz crooner by chesterpest January 17, 2010

Crookers 

Crookers is the conflation of Crack and Hookers. Two popular indulgences of the more affluent Scumbag (or Andrew). Common-all-garden Scumbags can normally only afford to indulge in Crack or Hookers but the Andrew can afford to juxtapose his pleasures with the Crooker.

Sean: Hi Andy, I hear you've just been paid. Finally getting that new jacket you've had your eye on?

Andy: Nah, I've spunked it all on Crookers

Crookers by Ein Kunt January 25, 2010

Crooner 

An angry old bint or shriv who shouts at people for doing nothing wrong

Grandpa Edward is a right old croon/crooner

Crooner by crimbling crooner of sorts April 2, 2021