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crook dick

a misshaped penis that looks like a fishing hook.
lex has a crook dick so when he urinates he usually sprays himself. He also has a tiny penis and would be embarrassed if he was in a shower with a chinese toddler.
by Jason Dugan July 31, 2006
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crokk dick

Nicknamed after the infamous crokkpot, having a crokk dick is a derogatory term used to define a very small micro penis.
Man Tony went to fuck Hannah and she told me he has a crokk dick
by lityungin2 January 8, 2025
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Big Nigga Crock Pot Dick

A nigga with his dick inside a Crock pot
by Dat One Nibba February 5, 2019
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