a misshaped penis that looks like a fishing hook.
lex has a crook dick so when he urinates he usually sprays himself. He also has a tiny penis and would be embarrassed if he was in a shower with a chinese toddler.
by Jason Dugan July 31, 2006
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A penis that has a bend about half way down the shaft, that makes it curve left or right.
Dude, that guys got a crooked dick! I heard the ladies love them.
by Crooked Horse May 1, 2005
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a penis that leans to the right or left, noticeable when sitting with boxers down to jackoff or on back with boxers off, often caused by unskilled masturbating, excessive force, or freak growth

crooked dick tip is caused by reckless circumcision
his crooked dick was cause for much embarrassing fumbling
by fucked up cock February 15, 2012
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some ones who's dick is crooked due to masterbating to porn
he now has a crooked dick.
by amor y paz June 16, 2015
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poorly done circumcision can cause the tip, helmet head part, to be cocked to left or right: head not in line with shaft when hard
his crooked dick tip was IMMEDIATELY obvious
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a long fuckin burn that schools the shit out of any dis you get.
Bully: "Hey gimme some money lil bitch."

little bitch: "No u give ME some money ya mother fuckin' titty suckin' two ball bitch with flat granny boobs, face full of testicles, a ping pong pussy and a 2 inch crooked rubber dick with no balls or hair."

mother fuckin' titty suckin' two ball bitch with flat granny boobs, face full of testicles, a ping pong pussy and a 2 inch crooked rubber dick with no balls or hair:
"Shut up. JUST SHUT UP. (runs away crying)"
by Joey Jordison April 3, 2007
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