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ur aunt a croissant

The strongest insult of all time, it will destroy every insult know to mankind the moment you utter this phrase. This insult should only be used by those who wish to destroy the planet.
Person1: ur mom gay
Person2: ur dad lesbian
Person1: ur granny tranny
Person2: ur grandpap a trap
Person1: ur uncy funcy
Person2 (the winner): well I did not want to do his Person1, but I must say it
Person1: no plz don’t
Person2: ur aunt a croissant
Literally everyone in the proximity of the earth: *explodes*

croissant 

stop! i could’ve dropped my croissant
croissant by wowza666 June 8, 2019

titty croissants 

Slang word for French breasts.
Madame has large and bouncy titty croissants.

i coulda dropped my croissant

a famous vine in which a guy is holding a plate of food. another guy is standing on the stairs and yells to make the food guy jump. the food guy exclaims; ‘STAHP!! I coulda dropped my croissant!’
‘Raaaah!’ ‘Stop! I coulda dropped my croissant’

croissant 

The type of pastry a person is most likely to lose grip of.
Stop! I could’ve dropped my croissant!
croissant by saltytears November 24, 2020

Your aunt a croissant 

The insult to end all insults. The must destructive insult known to mankind, this insult can shake the universe to its very core and should only be used in times of extreme need.
Billy: ur mom gay
James: ur dad lesbian
Billy: ur granny tranny
James: ur grandpap a trap
Billy: ur sister a mister
James: ur brother ur mother
Billy: your aunt a croissant
James: *gets sent to the deepest and darkest realm of the abyss, wiped from existence*
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
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Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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