Croassant 

This thing is like a GOD bruh like they are incredible and they are the best gender identification and also you can defend your self.

Example 1:

French victim:you are a pussy

Person 1:*breaks a croassant in his face*

French victim:*proceeds to have a really big amount of emotional damage*

Example 2

Victim 1:Your sort of stupid

Person 1:*throws a croassant on his face as a boomerang *

Victim 1:Ay yoo wtf you broke my leg

Croassant by Motaxs October 4, 2023

Croassant 

One of the best breads and is the best gender indentification option ever

French victim:Your a pussy

Person 1:*breaks a croassant on his face*

French victim:*has a lot of emotional damage*

Example 2

Victim 1:Your sort of idiot

Person 1:*throws a croassant as a boomerang*

Victim 1:!Ay yoo WTF you almost got my EYE!

Person 1:*throws another one*

Victim 1:*💀*

Croassant by Motaxs October 5, 2023

ur aunt a croissant

The strongest insult of all time, it will destroy every insult know to mankind the moment you utter this phrase. This insult should only be used by those who wish to destroy the planet.

Person1: ur mom gay
Person2: ur dad lesbian
Person1: ur granny tranny
Person2: ur grandpap a trap
Person1: ur uncy funcy
Person2 (the winner): well I did not want to do his Person1, but I must say it
Person1: no plz don’t
Person2: ur aunt a croissant
Literally everyone in the proximity of the earth: *explodes*

ur aunt a croissant by Fastninjamichael April 4, 2018

croissant 

a yummy thing

stop! i could’ve dropped my croissant

croissant by wowza666 June 8, 2019

titty croissants 

Slang word for French breasts.

Madame has large and bouncy titty croissants.

titty croissants by I am your Daddy January 6, 2018

i coulda dropped my croissant

a famous vine in which a guy is holding a plate of food. another guy is standing on the stairs and yells to make the food guy jump. the food guy exclaims; ‘STAHP!! I coulda dropped my croissant!’

‘Raaaah!’ ‘Stop! I coulda dropped my croissant’

i coulda dropped my croissant by snowwhitesdwarfs December 18, 2017

croissant 

The type of pastry a person is most likely to lose grip of.

Stop! I could’ve dropped my croissant!

croissant by saltytears November 24, 2020