Crojan

Scum of the earth who beg people for money and live like tramps

Person 1: Look at Frank asking for money
Person 2: What a filthy crojan

by Darren Healy October 20, 2008

crojan

The state of being super, totally, absolutely, mentally well.

guy: oh man they’ve got their life together and seem really happy, cool, successful, and awesome!
other guy: for real, they’re so crojan

by crojan April 27, 2023

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by CroanixHater333 March 18, 2021

Croman Trumpet

The Croman Trumpet finds it's roots from mutha fuckin' Andrew Croman. Instead of yelling out a swear word, keep your mouth closed and let out short bursts of air through your lips while saying the swear word. Helps muffle it out.

"OMG my wireless isn't connecting!!! WTF BBUHUBHUHUBHUHLLSHUHUHUHT."


Variations of the Croman Trumpet:

BBUHUBHUHUBHUHLLSHUHUHUHT = Bullshit
SHUHUHUHUT= Shit
BEEEEYAAAABUHUHSUHSUHSUHT= Beeyaa Bullshit
BUHUSHUHSUSHUSHTSUHUT= Random frustration

by Hobbits like Mushroom Soup February 20, 2009

Mr Croan

Mr Croan, the leader of the monkeys in Africa (e.g areeb), and the God of Humans, is the most hairy being in the universe. He is renowned for pulling 10/10 8 year old latino baddies, and is a certified gangster. He is married to the famous Lizzo, and his children include Aladin, Pablo Escabar, Osama Bin laden, and Daanish the Indian Demigod of Shit.

His ability includes-

Slowing down time (Croan is God)
Endless talk (cheats)
Hair shield (hax)
Camping the back of the classroom (teleportation)

Croan has a temple located in Madagascar dedicated to preying to him, as he is 3rd most powerful God out of the God of Love, Ms Kapetis, The god of Wealth, Saul Han, the God of the Sun, Mr Pillay, the Goddess of Annoyingness, Ms Lu (The weakest out of all of them) and the God of Beauty and Charm, Mr Lu.

Mr Croan swallowed me using his armpit hair

by Big Blallus August 23, 2023

Cromantic

combined from Creepy and Romantic used to explain actions that could both be considered Creepy or Romantic.

“I dont know if thats creepy, or romantic.”
“its cromantic”

- Tuck and FDR This Means War (2012 Film)

by Kirstquad September 5, 2012

cromance

Noun: a meaningful friendship or relationship developed during the Coronavirus COVID-19 Pandemic.

A friendship that may be based on chat or zoom, or caused by forced isolation together.

Often the sort of friendship which helps people see the best in the world during a dark time. A friendship that helps you see the best in you, and let’s you see the best in them. A friendship that you know will last forever.... probably like f***ing COVID-19.

Verb: The act of wooing or building a close bond during Coronavirus lockdown.

Cromantic. Adjective, conducive to or alluding to a coronavirus based friendship.

“Hey dude, you chatting to that chic?”
“Yeh man, we got a little cromance going on.”

During quarantine, Sarah moved in with her boyfriend. They had a whirlwind cromance.

“Hey you wanna Zoom date tonight babe, time for some cromance?”
“Oh, babe, you’re so cromantic”

by Countdown July 28, 2020