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Let's get fucking crnkd tonight
crnkd by crnkduser January 8, 2019
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crunkdana 

A mysterious beast whose appetite for females and drinking is ravenous. Has been seen in Brazil doing jiu jitsu. If you see this beast approach with caution.
look over there...in the woods do you see it, crunkdana.
crunkdana by crunkdabes March 31, 2005

crunkdated 

crunkdated:

similar to updating, or bumpdating (see bump), but when you update a website or message board in a crunk fashion

also, see lil jon (father of crunk)
bam!!! crunkdated!!! yeah!!!!!
crunkdated by jeffry hesse May 31, 2005
short notation for the workd cracked
"I run a Halo clan called CRKD. It is the only clan that would go out of its way to put itself on urbandictionary.com

If other clans follow my lead, they are posers. We are the the forefront of brilliance. XD"

www.halocracked.tk
crkd by Rock October 3, 2004

CRUNKDIZZLE

A mixture of being crazy, drunk, and having the spins
Last night i got crunkdizzle.
CRUNKDIZZLE by TANAIA CHARLAND June 13, 2008

crunkdizzled

wasted....drunk....weed...alcohol..pills...anything that u can be fucked up on.....fucked up to the max!
after leaving a party you call ur homies and ur like "yo im crunkdizzled"d

crunkdafied 

Well more and above just plain crunk
Man that party last night was CRUNKDAFIED!
crunkdafied by Mr. Nelson February 26, 2005
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murderhobo 

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The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
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