The act of critically damaging someone or something, used by gamers primarily, though can also be used by Bros slaying sloots.
I just criticalled the guy in F4
Bro I criticalled that sloots vag so hard, bro she won't walk straight for weeks bro
Bro I criticalled that sloots vag so hard, bro she won't walk straight for weeks bro
by Johannes Johannesburg January 4, 2016
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Did you see how that guy criticalled that bully?
Man. Your wrecked for a month in the hospital. That guy really criticalled you.
Man. Your wrecked for a month in the hospital. That guy really criticalled you.
by Flipped3540 September 23, 2017
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When critics proclaim from the top of the mountains the greatness of something, it has been critically acclaimed.
by rubadubdon May 27, 2010
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CriticallyThinkingVeteran is the boss.
by CriticallyThinkingVeteran September 1, 2021
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You may be critically caucasion if, say, it’s beautiful outside, you want to enjoy the day so you lather on the SPF, head outside for an a couple hours running errands/playing with your kids/ a drive with the sunroof open.
The next day you wake up in pain, it hurts to move, your skin is so red and sore. You’ve got some weird tan lines and all you did was go outside yesterday!
You may be critically caucasion if, say, it’s beautiful outside, you want to enjoy the day so you lather on the SPF, head outside for an a couple hours running errands/playing with your kids/ a drive with the sunroof open.
The next day you wake up in pain, it hurts to move, your skin is so red and sore. You’ve got some weird tan lines and all you did was go outside yesterday!
Victim: “I got the worst sunburn yesterday. I applied sunscreen, stayed in the shade, wore a hat. I’m in so much pain...what did I miss?”
Friend: “Well, you're critically caucasion. So there’s that...”
Friend: “Well, you're critically caucasion. So there’s that...”
by Smileboo23 June 14, 2018
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by shelovescrit May 3, 2022
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