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The theory that the presence of a father to his children is just as, if not more critical to the development of his children than the mother, and that the Absence of a father / father figure is severely detrimental to the adult psychology of men and women, often causing them to be destructive and degenerative members of society.
"Dude it seems like every girl with daddy issues is promiscuous and ignorant towards men, and every guy without a dad is a douche and abuses women."

"Ah thats Critical Dad Theory at work for ya. The woman never learned how to treat and care for a man and his emotions, and the man never learned how to respect and provide for a woman and her needs."
by DankStatsAnFax October 03, 2020
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A term used to reference cannabis/marijuana/weed.
This Jazz Cabbage got me zooted. Jazz Cabbage is less harmful than Squares. I’m smoking that Jazz Cabbage boy.
by Gypsiehood97 December 30, 2017
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