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criticalize

To criticize someone mercilessly. To shred someone with criticism.
"He criticalized me so bad that I had to punch him in the mouth."
"I'm not criticalizing you, I'm just giving some friendly advice!"
criticalize by Khizzar March 17, 2024

criticality excursion 

A massive bowel movement; at least a double-flusher.
I think the guy in stall 2 just had a massive criticality excursion, we need to evacuate the bathroom asap.
criticality excursion by The Sim April 11, 2011

criticalist 

When something is really, really, extra, extra fucking critical. Real serious stuff.
Jeff is too important to waste his time on anything but the most criticalist of projects.

Criminalized Dissent 

1. The act of a any form of governing body or leader exercising punishment and/or prosecution towards an individual seeking or demonstrating protest of that governing body in any way, regardless of legality.

2. When any form of governing body or leader utilizes, mobilizes, and/or enables militant and/or police forces to detain and imprison citizen(s) regardless of applicable constitutional rights or pursuit of trial as a direct or indirect result of citizen(s) exercising any form of protest against governing rules and/or laws, regardless of how oppressive or not those rules and/or laws are.

3. The process that any form of governing body or leader takes in order to enact any and all laws needed to detain and imprison civilian(s) for the need of placating the perceiving general public and using influence to create the idea that it is permissible to do so even though it may override constitutional rights. (However, legal action is not required.)
Bob: The National Defense Authorization Act (NDAA) is a form of criminalized dissent being pursued by the United States government.

John: No way!

Bob: Way.
Criminalized Dissent by Jane Moon November 13, 2012

criticalled 

The act of critically damaging someone or something, used by gamers primarily, though can also be used by Bros slaying sloots.
I just criticalled the guy in F4

Bro I criticalled that sloots vag so hard, bro she won't walk straight for weeks bro

criticaldevv 

Criticaldevv is a person who never miss.
boy: I enjoy watching criticaldevv’s tiktok
girl: What does he post?
boy: He post straight W’s
criticaldevv by shelovescrit May 3, 2022
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026
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