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critfically 

OOH 240 DAMAGE BABY A CRITFICALLY
critfically by BottomDop February 21, 2022
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Critically acclaimed 

When critics proclaim from the top of the mountains the greatness of something, it has been critically acclaimed.
Critically acclaimed storm-chaser Connor is known for his awesome storm-chasing abilities.

clitically acclaimed

To use a technique that gets women really turned on ie gives them clit induced orgasm.
Nerd: man she keeps complaining tht i can make her cum...wtf do i do?

Wulkure: Honestly, give her atleast an hour of tongue action, it works!! Clitically acclaimed bro!
clitically acclaimed by horneyDEAMON November 20, 2009

CriticallyThinkingVeteran 

A Conservative Twitch Politics personality that has came on the scene and established the Wolfpack. His charisma, and level of knowledge have brought levity to the politics world, and continue to create a welcoming environment to all those that wish to engage in good faith political discussion.
CriticallyThinkingVeteran is the boss.

criticalled 

The act of critically damaging someone or something, used by gamers primarily, though can also be used by Bros slaying sloots.
I just criticalled the guy in F4

Bro I criticalled that sloots vag so hard, bro she won't walk straight for weeks bro

critically caucasion 

adj. A person who is pale and/or so fair skinned they would burn under a lightbulb.

You may be critically caucasion if, say, it’s beautiful outside, you want to enjoy the day so you lather on the SPF, head outside for an a couple hours running errands/playing with your kids/ a drive with the sunroof open.

The next day you wake up in pain, it hurts to move, your skin is so red and sore. You’ve got some weird tan lines and all you did was go outside yesterday!
Victim: “I got the worst sunburn yesterday. I applied sunscreen, stayed in the shade, wore a hat. I’m in so much pain...what did I miss?”

Friend: “Well, you're critically caucasion. So there’s that...”

criticalled 

To hurt someone really bad, or hurt them in a key vulnerable spot leading to serious injury. Be it from a fist fight, or any kind of a weapon. Originally derived from rolling the top number of a 20 sided combat dice from AD&D or Dungeons and Dragons
Did you see how that guy criticalled that bully?
Man. Your wrecked for a month in the hospital. That guy really criticalled you.
criticalled by Flipped3540 September 23, 2017
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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