Crits
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Random crits are fair and balanced
a popular key bind to be used in the game chat in tf2 (team fortress 2) used when a person is random critted, and usually killed because of a crit.
person 1 get's killed by person 2 with random crit
person 1:random crits are fair and balanced
person 2:but i was using the frontier justice
person 1:shut up
person 1:random crits are fair and balanced
person 2:but i was using the frontier justice
person 1:shut up
Random crits are fair and balanced by st. ego February 4, 2021
Random crits
A vary balanced mechanic that in team fortress two that will occasionally deal more damage than normal and fucking annihilate the enemy if they get hit by a critical boosted attack.
guy 1: I love when I get killed as heavy because a direct hit crocket does 300 fucking damage
guy 2: Random crits are fair and balanced and break stalemates
guy 2: Random crits are fair and balanced and break stalemates
Random crits by Snake_sixtysix June 25, 2021
66 come on my crits
When you got nuin better to say and you don’t want to shout racist words because you died to some baaawsheet
66 come on my crits by 66crits November 9, 2020
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