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crispycaz 

the best tiktoker and mutual you will ever have, they r so swag
i’m mutuals with crispycaz on tiktok! his posts are so great, their tiktoks are so fun to watch. she’s also genderfluid, which is really cool!
crispycaz by mommy’s milkers August 12, 2021
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Crispycreampie 

When you cream pie your sexual partner, they let the semen marinate in there ass or vagina over night until it’s crispy.
I totally should have showered last night, my pus is a crispycreampie...
Crispycreampie by Crispycreampie October 4, 2019

crispycookie 

He is a crispycookie
crispycookie by SavageSWARM February 15, 2017

crispycookie 

A cookie that is crispy and has a good crunch.
Wow that cookie was a crispycookie
crispycookie by Pick to freshh February 15, 2017

CrispyCrunch9 

One of the greatest Minecraft Builders to ever walk to face of the Minecraft World.

Their works consisted of mini-games and single-player maps. They also have worked on a mysterious mini-game server dubbed upon the title of a Phoenix…

Their PvP skills were absolute, challenging that of Dream himself. Their blades were of sharp eloquence, their bow shot a flame of fury as the winds picked up behind each arrow, their shield blocked each strike with ease, and their might which reigned in their fierce glare smothered all foes to ashes.

The palaces they built were exquisite, the rooms were magnifique, the floorboards left wondering feet etching for the ravenous carpet, and their doors hummed alluring scents upon the breeze.

Their voice brought warmth, their words brightened the darkness, their friendship is worth the world, and they never are heartless.

CrispyCrunch9 was one of the Greatest, if not the Greatest. They walked the path of life with courtesy and willowed thoughts in each step, though they’ve gone off the grid now… serving solitude in its breath.
Player One: CrispyCrunch9’s PvP skillz are the best!
Player Two: But their PvP skills aren’t anywhere as great as their Minecraft Maps!

Player One: CrispyCrunch9 can conquer lands far and wide with ease!
Player Two: And they can set sail conquering the waves at sea!

Player One: CrispyCrunch9’s Minecraft Skin is sooooo cute!
Player Two: Their eyes sparkle ever so much brighter!
CrispyCrunch9 by RamenThePlayerOne February 1, 2022

crispynagito 

a very amazing tiktoker with amazing content and is very funny
"Who is your favourite person??"

"Idk man it's gotta be crispynagito they're p cool"

crispybang69 

the seggsiest mf to ever walk on earth.my fav stay tbh cus yall this person did not talk bad when they had those ugly scandals.perfection.follow this person or I'll pluck your toes:))
person 1:so who's your new internet liking?
person 2:crispybang69
person 1:damn you have taste
crispybang69 by dailydoseoffacts October 3, 2021
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026
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