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Crispycreampie 

When you cream pie your sexual partner, they let the semen marinate in there ass or vagina over night until it’s crispy.
I totally should have showered last night, my pus is a crispycreampie...
Crispycreampie by Crispycreampie October 4, 2019

crispycookie 

He is a crispycookie
crispycookie by SavageSWARM February 15, 2017

crispycookie 

A cookie that is crispy and has a good crunch.
Wow that cookie was a crispycookie
crispycookie by Pick to freshh February 15, 2017

CrispyCrunch9 

One of the greatest Minecraft Builders to ever walk to face of the Minecraft World.

Their works consisted of mini-games and single-player maps. They also have worked on a mysterious mini-game server dubbed upon the title of a Phoenix…

Their PvP skills were absolute, challenging that of Dream himself. Their blades were of sharp eloquence, their bow shot a flame of fury as the winds picked up behind each arrow, their shield blocked each strike with ease, and their might which reigned in their fierce glare smothered all foes to ashes.

The palaces they built were exquisite, the rooms were magnifique, the floorboards left wondering feet etching for the ravenous carpet, and their doors hummed alluring scents upon the breeze.

Their voice brought warmth, their words brightened the darkness, their friendship is worth the world, and they never are heartless.

CrispyCrunch9 was one of the Greatest, if not the Greatest. They walked the path of life with courtesy and willowed thoughts in each step, though they’ve gone off the grid now… serving solitude in its breath.
Player One: CrispyCrunch9’s PvP skillz are the best!
Player Two: But their PvP skills aren’t anywhere as great as their Minecraft Maps!

Player One: CrispyCrunch9 can conquer lands far and wide with ease!
Player Two: And they can set sail conquering the waves at sea!

Player One: CrispyCrunch9’s Minecraft Skin is sooooo cute!
Player Two: Their eyes sparkle ever so much brighter!
CrispyCrunch9 by RamenThePlayerOne February 1, 2022

crispynagito 

a very amazing tiktoker with amazing content and is very funny
"Who is your favourite person??"

"Idk man it's gotta be crispynagito they're p cool"

crispybang69 

the seggsiest mf to ever walk on earth.my fav stay tbh cus yall this person did not talk bad when they had those ugly scandals.perfection.follow this person or I'll pluck your toes:))
person 1:so who's your new internet liking?
person 2:crispybang69
person 1:damn you have taste
crispybang69 by dailydoseoffacts October 3, 2021