crispybits

To be a small, fat, ugly person that is called chris and has no mates

Sean: why are you such a crispybits
Chris: i dont know its just how my mother and father made me.
Sean: well fuck off back to you cave and get some mates.

by ed sheeran November 16, 2011

crispylisp

when someone after i night of hard intercourse wakes up the next day having residue of bodily fluids on there mouth that have become crunchy and like a glue connecting there lips together in a way that their first words will be impeded by the crunched fluid.

dude my girlfriend woke up this morning and she totally had a crispylisp.

by Craknor June 12, 2008