crispylisp 

when someone after i night of hard intercourse wakes up the next day having residue of bodily fluids on there mouth that have become crunchy and like a glue connecting there lips together in a way that their first words will be impeded by the crunched fluid.

dude my girlfriend woke up this morning and she totally had a crispylisp.

crispylisp by Craknor June 12, 2008

Crispolish 

Crispolish - Adjective
1.) Used to describe something or someone that is clean or fresh

2.) Referring to a situation where something comes in clutch

1.) "Those rims you put on the Benz are crispolish"

"Did you see my brother rockin the bow tie at the wedding? He was looking real crispolish"

2.) "I can't believe you missed the game last night. They made such a crispolish play to end it in overtime"

Crispolish by TheRealZu March 1, 2015

crispylingus 

Licking out the crumbs and flavour from a crisp packet

I love performing crispylingus on a packet of walkers prawn cocktail.

crispylingus by Fantapants75 October 27, 2022